There's always another, underlying story where the tabloid media is concerned. Raucous, rowdy women? If they're sportswomen they're lesbians, if they're not, they're sluts.
As far as the meeja is concerned, no matter what the year actually is, in their minds it's still around 1958 and Doris Day is the epitome of womanhood. Doris is a lesbian, of course, but that doesn't count because she has never frightened the horses with her gayness.
You might wonder why there's been a lot of shrieking headlines about the winter weather up there in the North. The underlying story there is that global warming (according to the meeja) is a scam designed by liberal scientists to stop them driving their SUVs to soccer games. Every snow shower is a nail in the pantywaist socialist egghead coffin.
