I am a happy chap tonight. I wonder if Mince will return to give his expert analysis of the game.
This analysis is of the Dundee County game against the football team they played against. Please do not get confused between Dundee County and Dunday, who play nearby at Dennis Park. Dundee County are the ones who have oranges painted on their kit and wear the "lion rambling" design, with the lion facing left, reared up and ferociously attacking with its girly slaps.
The game was played at Ten Dice Park (their homeground located on Ten Dice Street in the Clapped-Out area of the city). Dundee Country gave a superb performance, with Prince Bauble scoring several overhead lobs well clear of the back of the net before being snookered behind the off-side. Wee Willie (the Captain) tackled over forty opponents, getting a ball every time, and shared these forty balls between his eleven men, and this was his first division.
Dundee Countray have indeed played well this year, and might win a promotion to the Ninth Decision if they are not regulated back down to where they
belong currently play.
