Artificial Insemination - does one really need professional help?

[Calvin]

More importantly, how does one get the "contents" into the turkey baster?
Now there's a pleasant job for someone.

Calvin, you just send the dog into a darkened room, a little light music and a copy of the latest Crufts Magazine......... you get my drift?   

Was going to start into evolution and opposable thumbs but then I remembered how dogs "clean" themselves.

This thread is heading quickly in an ugly direction.

[Vulture]

More importantly, how does one get the "contents" into the turkey baster?
Now there's a pleasant job for someone.

Calvin, you just send the dog into a darkened room, a little light music and a copy of the latest Crufts Magazine......... you get my drift?   

Was going to start into evolution and opposable thumbs but then I remembered how dogs "clean" themselves.

This thread is heading quickly in an ugly direction.

Ew!!!!!

[Diane CBPFC]

Sorry for the mix up – this one was meant for the dog breeder’s forum.

Your question should have been: Have you ever wondered why there are no pets at the fort and yet there is a surprising abundance of mince?

[Bilthehut]

Come on, Diane.  It took you 2 posts to say that it was a mix up.  Does the Dog Breeders forum have a similar wallpaper? It certainly got the responses, though.

Would not the 'real' question have been better placed in ''Just a Fort'?

[Diane CBPFC]

A good winkling out of the truth there Sherlock Hut. 

[Vulture]

Your question should have been: Have you ever wondered why there are no pets at the fort and yet there is a surprising abundance of mince?

Obviously, pet mince is very popular!

[Bilthehut]

Why, shucks Diane.  Ta.  I don't  have a pipe or deerstalker hat, though.

[Bilthehut]

Your question should have been: Have you ever wondered why there are no pets at the fort and yet there is a surprising abundance of mince?

Obviously, pet mince is very popular!

Certainly not by Beau Peep, judging from his comments to Egon.

[The Peepmaster]

Your question should have been: Have you ever wondered why there are no pets at the fort and yet there is a surprising abundance of mince?

Obviously, pet mince is very popular!

I wouldn't go that far. I wonder where he is...

[Tom]

It's a good job that you have realised you have posted your question in the wrong forum, Diane... it saves me a trip to the local library to see if they have any books on artificial insemination.

[Diane CBPFC]

I did post a link Tom - for the specialized equipment that I would need to buy - a turkey baster may very well work for lesbians but I wouldn't want to risk it with my dogs (dogs only are fertile for a few days twice a year).

[Tom]

Sometimes you get books which come with the equipment, which is why I was going to the library to see if I could find any that I could recommend to you.

Having second thoughts about the whole library thing though now... would it be wise to use second-hand equipment?

[The Peepmaster]

Diane's got her own library, Tom. In Canada.

[Diane CBPFC]

I don't Peeps, I'm just the board chair that's all.

[Tom]

I forgot about that... even so, though, sometimes you can't see the wood for the trees.

I'm not going to the library now anyway.