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Offline The Peepmaster

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« on: May 16, 2007, 04:50:31 PM »
I'm great.
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Malc

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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2007, 05:05:09 PM »
You mean you grate, shurely?
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Offline The Peepmaster

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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2007, 05:10:22 PM »
Well I'm great at grating. I grated some cabbage stalks last night.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2007, 06:10:39 PM »
This reminds me of your "hands up who likes me" poem. Why don't you post it for the new people.  ;D
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Offline The Peepmaster

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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2007, 06:19:11 PM »
Oh, Diane - you remembered. I'm touched!

Okay, here it is...

Alone in the Crowd

"Hands up who likes me".
That's what I wish to say
Whilst sitting at the bar
As locals chat away.

"Hands up who likes me".
I want to shout it loud,
Then people, they might say
"Oh Nige, you've done us proud".

"Hands up who likes me".
But, the words they just won't come,
Cos secretly, I fear, to them,
I'm just a drunken bum.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2007, 06:25:20 PM »
That's immensely powerful. You need to write a Country & Western tune to go with it.
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Tom

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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2007, 07:31:55 PM »
Sorry, I clicked the wrong one by mistake...

Good poem!
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Offline Roger Kettle

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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2007, 08:13:32 PM »
Nige, am I the only person who thinks you're God? I'm a cult!
All I have to do now is come up with a name for this cult and, while "The Nigerians" springs to mind, I think that's been taken.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2007, 08:44:42 PM »
Quote from: Roger Kettle on May 16, 2007, 08:13:32 PM
Nige, am I the only person who thinks you're God? I'm a cult!
All I have to do now is come up with a name for this cult and, while "The Nigerians" springs to mind, I think that's been taken.


And you call US mad?  (See other thread - 'You've all gone mad')
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Colin

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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2007, 05:16:45 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on May 16, 2007, 06:19:11 PM
Oh, Diane - you remembered. I'm touched!

Okay, here it is...

Alone in the Crowd

"Hands up who likes me".
That's what I wish to say
Whilst sitting at the bar
As locals chat away.

"Hands up who likes me".
I want to shout it loud,
Then people, they might say
"Oh Nige, you've done us proud".

"Hands up who likes me".
But, the words they just won't come,
Cos secretly, I fear, to them,
I'm just a drunken bum.


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Offline The Peepmaster

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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2007, 05:46:08 PM »
Hey - it won't let me vote for myself!
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Offline Mince

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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2007, 09:33:23 PM »
It should do. I'd look into it but I can't be bothered. You're an admin. Fix it.  :D
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Offline Mince

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« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2007, 09:34:58 PM »
You can select up to 20 options?
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Offline The Peepmaster

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« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2007, 01:38:36 AM »
Quote from: Mince on May 17, 2007, 09:34:58 PM
You can select up to 20 options?

Yes, I changed that so that people could say I'm fab 20 times.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2007, 01:41:16 AM »
It still won't let me vote.
« Last Edit: May 18, 2007, 01:51:34 AM by The Peepmaster »
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