I'm confused: not sure which team I'm in. I could be Jock, not that I want to be Jock, been trying to shake that name for 30 years, but Jock could also be Jack, or I could be Jean, but that could be Jack too, as in French for John.
I think I'm probably more suited to Jock, as I did muck around with a football in my early years with the boy next door and I've followed it a bit in Oz due to friend connections. I was too tall for ballet and only managed a couple of classes when I was about 5. I remember "Lavender blue, dilly, dilly, lavender green, when I am king, dilly, dilly, you shall be queen." Sorry, I'm thinking out loud.