Stupid expressions.

[Vulture]

I think the stupidest expression I've ever seen is a woman putting on mascara!

[Jack]

I think the stupidest expression I've ever seen is a woman putting on mascara!

*checks on google*



Yep, that's pretty darn stupid.

[Feather]

It's looks even more stupid when you are putting mascara on someone and that person still makes that expression.  While putting mascara on some clients, I have had to gently raise their chins so that their mouths close.

[Vulture]

Thank goodness I don't use the stuff!

[Roger Kettle]

It's looks even more stupid when you are putting mascara on someone and that person still makes that expression.  While putting mascara on some clients, I have had to gently raise their chins so that their mouths close.

I hope that's part of your job, Feather. You don't actually work in a bank or something and randomly give customers a makeover?

[Mince]

Feather refuses to deal with people who are badly made up.

This same reason prevents her from reading Beau Peep.

[Feather]

Feather refuses to deal with people who are badly made up.

This same reason prevents her from reading Beau Peep.

I don't know how to respond to this. 

Mince, are you telling secrets again?

[Mince]

It's a play on words - Beau Peep is a made up character.

[Feather]

It's a play on words - Beau Peep is a made up character.

Really? I thought Beau Peep was a real person and this was based on his life.

[Bilthehut]

Mince.  Are you going to own up to being Beau Peep?

[Mince]

Really? I thought Beau Peep was a real person and this was based on his life.

Only a select few a privy to this information.

[Feather]

Oooops!

[The Peepmaster]

Come on, Feather. Give is the inside scoop on why Mince is a pilchard.

[Feather]

Come on, Feather. Give is the inside scoop on why Mince is a pilchard.

So the reason Mince is a pilchard is his ability to give.

Peepmaster, do you have some sort of fish fetish?

[The Peepmaster]

"Twelve plus one" uses the same letters that spell "eleven plus two".