Author Topic: More tales from the Surgery......  (Read 1420 times)

Diamond Lil

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More tales from the Surgery......
« on: August 12, 2010, 11:41:58 AM »
Lil: I phoned on Friday to book a hospital car for a patient's appointment.
Patient Transport Service:  Yes, it was me you spoke to.  I remember.
Lil: I'm sorry to have to tell you that the lady died yesterday.
PTS: (after a long pause)...do you think I should take her off our whole system?
Lil: (thinks) well not unless you also do a line in funeral cars.
Lil: (out loud)  I think that would be best.  Thank you.

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: More tales from the Surgery......
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2010, 12:00:14 PM »
 ;D

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: More tales from the Surgery......
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2010, 12:49:46 PM »
 :) :D ;D
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Mince

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Re: More tales from the Surgery......
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2010, 01:20:23 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I just wanted to enjoy it more than Tarks.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: More tales from the Surgery......
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2010, 02:29:49 PM »
 :) :o ;D

Just wanted to add some variety to my feelings on this issue.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Bilthehut

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Re: More tales from the Surgery......
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2010, 04:36:27 PM »
 ;D 8) ;D 8) ;D
Blues Brothers liked it as well.

Calvin

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Re: More tales from the Surgery......
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2010, 07:54:37 PM »
I don't get it.  :(