This summer...

[Feather]

I painted my toenails lime green.

and sometimes I painted them tangerine!

So it's a rhyming citrus theme you're going for this summer.

[Feather]

(Stands back and waits for damburst of innuendo)

Have I said something wrong?

Feather, this might be one of those moments where we are divided by a common language.

But then again, you knew that when you wrote the comment (seeing as english is one of your specialities).  Think of anatomy.

I hadn't really thought of it. I was just thinking Vulture could start at the bottom by stalking Mince and work her way up to Brad Pitt.

[Diane CBPFC]

I painted my toenails lime green.

and sometimes I painted them tangerine!

So it's a rhyming citrus theme you're going for this summer.

They did look peachy keen.

[Bilthehut]

I hadn't really thought of it. I was just thinking Vulture could start at the bottom by stalking Mince and work her way up to Brad Pitt.

Could that have been misspelled from 'staking'?

[Vulture]

(Stands back and waits for damburst of innuendo)

Have I said something wrong?

Feather, this might be one of those moments where we are divided by a common language.

But then again, you knew that when you wrote the comment (seeing as english is one of your specialities).  Think of anatomy.

I hadn't really thought of it. I was just thinking Vulture could start at the bottom by stalking Mince and work her way up to Brad Pitt.

Now look, Feather, at my age I can't afford to waste time. I have to go straight to the top asap or I might expire half-way up the ladder!

[Roger Kettle]

I may have quoted this before, but I'm reminded of Woody Allen's line about growing older...
"If it wasn't for airport searches, I wouldn't have a sex life at all."

[Jack]

I painted a tangerine lime green and I painted a lime tangerine.

Crazy days.

I also painted an apple purple. I like to call it a papple.