This summer...

[Diane CBPFC]

... did you try anything new? re-start an interest in something you did years ago?

[Vulture]

... did you try anything new? re-start an interest in something you did years ago?

I tried to, Diane. But Brad Pitt didn't reply to my letter.

[Mince]

I had to get out another injunction against Michelle Pfeiffer.

[Vulture]

I had to get out another injunction against Michelle Pfeiffer.

 
or
 
or maybe
 :'(

[Diane CBPFC]

I painted my toenails lime green.

[Feather]

I had to get out another injunction against Michelle Pfeiffer.

 
or
 
or maybe
 :'(

Now, now, Vulture, don't be jealous.

[Vulture]

It's just sooooo not fair! No-one's ever taken an injunction out against me. Maybe I should start stalking Brad!

[Feather]

You could practice on Mince first.

[Vulture]

You could practice on Mince first.

I thought you only stalked people you were obsessed with and to get them to notice you, and to draw attention to yourself ........ which begs the question: why would I stalk Mince?

[Feather]

You could practice on Mince first.

I thought you only stalked people you were obsessed with and to get them to notice you, and to draw attention to yourself ........ which begs the question: why would I stalk Malcolm?

You have to start at the bottom first and work your way up.

[Roger Kettle]

(Stands back and waits for damburst of innuendo)

[Vulture]

You could practice on Mince first.

I thought you only stalked people you were obsessed with and to get them to notice you, and to draw attention to yourself ........ which begs the question: why would I stalk Mince? (Thanks, Feather! Getting up a 4.30am is scrambling my brain cell!)

You have to start at the bottom first and work your way up.

[Feather]

(Stands back and waits for damburst of innuendo)

Have I said something wrong?

[Diane CBPFC]

and sometimes I painted them tangerine!

[Bilthehut]

(Stands back and waits for damburst of innuendo)

Have I said something wrong?

Feather, this might be one of those moments where we are divided by a common language.

But then again, you knew that when you wrote the comment (seeing as english is one of your specialities).  Think of anatomy.