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Offline Mince

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Do you think God would make a good goalie?
« on: October 26, 2010, 08:42:01 AM »
It's a serious question.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Do you think God would make a good goalie?
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2010, 09:45:25 AM »
Isn't he more of a soulkeeper?
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Offline Mince

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Re: Do you think God would make a good goalie?
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2010, 10:46:31 AM »
Do you have to get your soul past him to get into heaven? I wonder how many people think they're going to heaven only to find they're off-side.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Do you think God would make a good goalie?
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2010, 01:58:28 PM »
God's the manager. It's Jesus who saves.
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Fyodor

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Re: Do you think God would make a good goalie?
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2010, 04:32:47 PM »
I am a good goalie.
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Re: Do you think God would make a good goalie?
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2010, 05:48:09 PM »
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Do you think God would make a good goalie?
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2010, 06:43:52 PM »
It would all depend on whether she was wearing her high heeled ruby slippers or her usual green wellies.
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Re: Do you think God would make a good goalie?
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2010, 07:47:43 PM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on October 26, 2010, 06:43:52 PM
It would all depend on whether she was wearing her high heeled ruby slippers or her usual green wellies.

Are you saying that Peepmaster is God?
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Do you think God would make a good goalie?
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2010, 07:51:59 PM »
Not saying anything, it's just that the facts are pointing more and more that way.
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Do you think God would make a good goalie?
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2010, 12:23:47 AM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on October 26, 2010, 07:51:59 PM
Not saying anything, it's just that the facts are pointing more and more that way.

Oh, my Peepmaster!

Nope - doesn't work for me.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Do you think God would make a good goalie?
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2010, 04:33:10 AM »
I see we have our first heretic.
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Vulture

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Re: Do you think God would make a good goalie?
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2010, 05:10:19 AM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on October 27, 2010, 04:33:10 AM
I see we have our first heretic.

'heretic' - 'hisetic' .... hmmm?
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Fyodor

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Re: Do you think God would make a good goalie?
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2010, 09:59:06 AM »
Can't be Lil anyway - we all know she's a Godess.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Do you think God would make a good goalie?
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2010, 11:46:00 PM »
My ears are burning...
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Diamond Lil

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Re: Do you think God would make a good goalie?
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2010, 07:55:26 PM »
Quote from: Fyodor on October 27, 2010, 09:59:06 AM
Can't be Lil anyway - we all know she's a Godess.

Thanks for that, friend...now how much is that going to cost me? :-*
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