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Offline Roger Kettle

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Me in the computer repair shop today.
« on: January 31, 2011, 08:42:19 PM »
Man behind counter: Blah blah...hard drive...blah blah blah...disc...blah blah blah...files...blah blah blah...memory....dongle...blah blah blah...24 hours...blah blah blah...hard drive dongle...
Me: It's a bit nippy out.

I'm still using my wife's computer and am amazed I managed to find my way here. I'm due back in the computer shop tomorrow. Should be fun.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Me in the computer repair shop today.
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2011, 09:35:25 PM »
Well just make sure you ask him how the weather is again.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Me in the computer repair shop today.
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2011, 11:58:39 PM »
Explain that you didn't go there to be ridiculed, insulted and generally treated like an idiot.
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Re: Me in the computer repair shop today.
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2011, 12:39:07 AM »
Don't forget to ask for a PC with a coffee cup holder.
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Re: Me in the computer repair shop today.
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2011, 06:23:31 PM »
Don't just stand there and let him blind you with science fella. Blind him back with a big stick.
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Diamond Lil

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Re: Me in the computer repair shop today.
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2011, 06:58:11 PM »
Quote from: Bilthehut on February 01, 2011, 12:39:07 AM
a PC with a coffee cup holder.

Bil, you're going to have to explain that to him ;)
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Me in the computer repair shop today.
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2011, 07:47:46 PM »
Okay, the laptop's been fixed and I nodded wisely while the chap at the shop explained what had been the problem. "Pfff!" I said " The ol' disc-flubbit".
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Offline Mince

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Re: Me in the computer repair shop today.
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2011, 10:42:39 PM »
Quote from: Roger Kettle on February 02, 2011, 07:47:46 PM
Okay, the laptop's been fixed and I nodded wisely while the chap at the shop explained what had been the problem. "Pfff!" I said " The ol' disc-flubbit".

Don't go to him again. There's no such thing as a disc-flubbit.
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Me in the computer repair shop today.
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2011, 11:26:58 PM »
Quote from: Diamond Lil on February 02, 2011, 06:58:11 PM
Quote from: Bilthehut on February 01, 2011, 12:39:07 AM
a PC with a coffee cup holder.

Bil, you're going to have to explain that to him ;)

No, I shall let someone else have the honour of that, Lil.  ;D
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Re: Me in the computer repair shop today.
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2011, 12:12:58 PM »
Lil, I don't know why Bilthe won't just explain it, but the "coffee cup holder" stems from a story allegedly concerning a woman who said she liked her PC's coffee cup holder, (the CD player).
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Diamond Lil

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Re: Me in the computer repair shop today.
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2011, 07:14:02 PM »
Thanks for that!
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Me in the computer repair shop today.
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2011, 11:29:57 PM »
Malc & Lil,  the reason why I did not explain it was because it is an 'old' IT joke, although probably true knowing that there are enough people out there who should not own a computer.  Then again, they should be as easy to use as a VCR player.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Me in the computer repair shop today.
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2011, 11:57:17 PM »
I sympathise with Bilgepump as I also thought of it as an old joke that didn't really need explaining.
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Malc

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Re: Me in the computer repair shop today.
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2011, 05:34:19 AM »
....or even mentioning, however obliquely.  ..0
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Me in the computer repair shop today.
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2011, 06:52:15 PM »
But you had to finish it anyway, Malc.
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