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Offline Mince

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Narked
« on: March 02, 2011, 11:49:42 AM »
That's two people who have asked for membership and then not posted. I wonder why they write such elaborate CVs only to not participate. Maybe I need a better "Welcome Speech", which at the moment is as follows:

Welcome to the Beau Peep forums, you waste-of-space wannabe camel poo. Please feel free to post on Beau Peep using your new account, and rest assured that we'll ignore everything you say if it's as unfunny and unimaginative as your email to request membership. Buy a Beau Peep mug and try not to bother us too much.

Love and kisses from everyone at Beau Peep who cares about you (which I guarantee amounts to less than one of us).

Do you think it might need revamping slightly?
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Narked
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2011, 12:04:22 PM »
Shouldn't it be fora? No, no, you're right, "forums" it is.
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Narked
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2011, 01:37:10 PM »
Maybe they are too scared to participate. Well, stuff them then!
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Narked
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2011, 02:10:03 PM »
Quote from: Bilthehut on March 02, 2011, 01:37:10 PM
Well, stuff them then!

I say - that's a bit harsh.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Narked
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2011, 03:19:53 PM »
Maybe we could bribe first time posters with a monthly draw for Jelly Babies? I hear Malc has lots.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Narked
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2011, 05:56:36 PM »
I'm just wondering what charm-school Mince went to. Anyway, he's also spelt naked incorrectly in the thread title.
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Fyodor

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Re: Narked
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2011, 06:57:53 PM »
Bollock.
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Vulture

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Re: Narked
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2011, 08:58:55 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on March 02, 2011, 05:56:36 PM
I'm just wondering what charm-school Mince went to. Anyway, he's also spelt naked incorrectly in the thread title.

I think Mince was expelled from the first six charm academies he went to. Now he's on the waiting list for Hogworts!
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Malc

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Re: Narked
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2011, 03:35:15 AM »
You don't get the real Jelly Babies here, so I use things called Jelly Snakes.

Having said that, the British items are becoming features in supermarkets, they are slowly going to displace the specialist British shops which can only buy in small amounts, therefore their prices are high.

I confidently predict that whole sections will be given over to UK goods, I suggest "British Aisles" as the title.
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Diamond Lil

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Re: Narked
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2011, 07:28:07 AM »
 ;D
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Narked
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2011, 11:26:19 AM »
I prefer Haribo jellies
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Vulture

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Re: Narked
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2011, 11:47:27 AM »
Quote from: Bilthehut on March 04, 2011, 11:26:19 AM
I prefer Haribo jellies


The cola ones?
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Narked
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2011, 12:21:48 PM »
+ gold bears, friendship rings, etc
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Narked
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2011, 01:25:06 PM »
Quote from: Bilthehut on March 04, 2011, 12:21:48 PM
friendship rings

Retinal examinations...
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Vulture

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Re: Narked
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2011, 02:31:49 PM »
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