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Offline The Peepmaster

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Roger Competition
« on: May 30, 2007, 10:22:07 PM »
[ADMIN EDIT: This topic used to be in a forum called "Roger Competition" that was hidden from Roger Kettle.]

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The Peepmaster
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Invite others if you wish. I can easily add them.
« Last Edit: June 01, 2007, 07:37:13 PM by Mince »
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2007, 10:23:12 PM »
Roger cannot see this forum.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2007, 10:27:28 PM »
Here is the competition:

The first person to get Roger to use a certain word in one of his posts wins.

The competition is over if anyone else uses the word. Of course, we could all agree to choose another word.

Anyone who rats on me and tells Roger will be mercilessly hunted down and subjected to endless episodes of Doctor Who.

I vote that Mince chooses the word.
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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2007, 10:35:36 PM »
Okay - interesting concept.

Here's my word, (humour related): "Ribaldry".

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2007, 10:37:46 PM »
Does Roger even know that word?

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2007, 10:39:10 PM »
Ribaldry

gaminess: behavior or language bordering on indelicacy

Ribaldry is the third and somewhat neglected genre of sexual entertainments, something different from either pornography or erotica, yet is often confused with them.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2007, 10:42:10 PM »
I could ask him for an anagram for "Dry Blair"...
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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2007, 10:48:00 PM »
I think I've not won this competition... I'm having a problem getting my head around the definition of the word, let alone the word itself...  ???

Ah well, never mind... I always never win competitions.  :(

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2007, 10:51:20 PM »
Perhaps we need some rules.

If I post after Malc (thanks for the laugh by the way), does Roger's post become my victory or his?

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2007, 12:19:25 AM »
Okay, so I should have read this thread before I posted the answer to Malc's pseudo question on the other board, but i always like to save the new and interesting threads till last...like the big presents at Christmas.

So I've cocked this one up...sorry! I have to say though, I was DEEPLY suspicious that Malc didn't know the word 'ribaldry', and I did post the answer with trepidation, awaiting some kind of payback for the trap I'd just fallen into. And Roger is far cleverer than I'll ever be. He probably would have read this thread first, for a kick-off!

Once again, I apologise. I don't think I've spoilt the game (excellent idea, by the way, Mince, as befits the evil, twisted genius you so obviously are), but a new word is needed...along with a new method of entrapment. I don't think he'd have fallen for it like I did.

 :-[
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2007, 12:24:42 AM »
Can I just say that I haven't laughed so much for a long time.  :)

Peepmaster or Tarquin, choose another word.

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2007, 12:37:04 AM »
How about 'tart'?

Can Roger even see this competition forum?
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2007, 12:38:49 AM »
Okay - so I've now read this thread properly. Please ignore my last question.

I'm not having a good night! :-[ :-[
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2007, 03:50:13 AM »
Forget all this about ?Ribaldry? what I want to know is there another forum like this all about me? Are you all talking about me and I don?t know it?  :o

Sure its fun to post on the secret Roger forum and the secret Mince forum but now I am starting to get paranoid.

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2007, 06:23:35 AM »
If there was a secret Mince forum, surely you would have just blown it, Diane?

If there is, where is it so I can join in the fun?

As for the "ribaldry" thread, my cunningly laid trap can still be sprung, owing to my cunningly laid plan B, which consists of me not acknowledging TT's answer as correct.

Hopefully Roger will come in and insist that it is correct, but it all turns to mush if he simply answers "Malc, I think you'll find that Tarquin's answer is right". I need him to actually use the word "ribaldry" if I am going to win the twenty five thousand quid.