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Offline Mince

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #75 on: June 01, 2007, 03:09:53 PM »
Hmmm.  ::)

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #76 on: June 01, 2007, 05:01:40 PM »

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #77 on: June 01, 2007, 06:33:44 PM »
It turned out to be a real treat, reading all five pages of the scam at once---I genuinely laughed out loud several times. The best ever thread on the Beau site and I wasn't involved in any of it!

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #78 on: June 01, 2007, 07:58:16 PM »
Why is my name not included in the select list of those who can see this board?...and sorry, guys, I can see it.  Looks like I blew it as well by giving the noun as ribaldry  :-\

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #79 on: June 01, 2007, 08:06:29 PM »
Why is my name not included in the select list

You are Roger's sister and you demonstrated some time ago how loyal you are to him (when you would not spill the beans about him as a kid) and so I . . . er, I mean Peepmaster thought it best not to include you in case you ratted on us.


sorry, guys, I can see it.

The topic used to be in a hidden forum. I have only just moved it here to this public forum.


Looks like I blew it as well by giving the noun as ribaldry :-\

No, Tarquin did that all by himself.

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #80 on: June 01, 2007, 08:10:58 PM »
If you want to be involved next time you'll have to sign some kind of pledge of allegiance to the . . . er . . . actually we don't have a name yet . . . and promise "to drop your brother in it". I'm sure Peepmaster will sort out the necessary forms.

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #81 on: June 01, 2007, 08:29:11 PM »
If you want to be involved next time you'll have to sign some kind of pledge of allegiance to the . . . er . . . actually we don't have a name yet . . . and promise "to drop your brother in it". I'm sure Peepmaster will sort out the necessary forms.

You must pledge to be loyal to the Darstardly Devilish Deep Dung Depositing Division.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Mince

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #82 on: June 01, 2007, 08:30:33 PM »
Someone needs to design a badge for the DDDDDD.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #83 on: June 01, 2007, 08:33:15 PM »
If you want to be involved next time you'll have to sign some kind of pledge of allegiance to the . . . er . . . actually we don't have a name yet . . . and promise "to drop your brother in it". I'm sure Peepmaster will sort out the necessary forms.

You must pledge to be loyal to the Darstardly Devilish Deep Dung Depositing Division.

Just to be clear - she wouldn't have to be able to say "Darstardly Devilish Deep Dung Depositing Division" though would she?
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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #84 on: June 01, 2007, 08:34:08 PM »
She can just say "The Sextuple D".

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #85 on: June 01, 2007, 08:37:40 PM »
She can just say "The Sextuple D".

Or "The Sixdees"?

Can someone think of a thingy? (What they call letters for names). I forget...
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #86 on: June 01, 2007, 08:40:28 PM »
Actually, that name sounds more like a bra size.

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #87 on: June 02, 2007, 12:46:16 AM »
The Double D Trilogy. Rolls off the tongue.

Peepsie, if you think anyone is going to answer a direct question on this forum for at least the next six months, you must also think we all came up the Clyde in a banana boat.
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #88 on: June 02, 2007, 12:59:54 AM »
Or a CalMac ferry.
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Re: Roger Competition
« Reply #89 on: June 02, 2007, 08:49:12 AM »


Just to be clear - she wouldn't have to be able to say "Darstardly Devilish Deep Dung Depositing Division" though would she?

Chertainly not before I've put my teeth in for the day, shurely.
As for the real dilemma...a 6D badge in the shape of a bra versus loyalty?......thinking......oh all right...when he was little, on being asked what his favourite things were, replied "mince and cowboys" (how spooky is that?)  The list was later expanded to include Helen Shapiro  8)