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Offline Roger Kettle

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White van.
« on: July 25, 2011, 06:24:47 PM »
Yesterday, I noticed a large white van parked across the street with the words "Mobile Dog-Washing Service" written on the side. This is a new one on me. Are there a wide range of these animal sevices available? Are there "Mobile Hamster-Fluffing" vans? "Mobile Horse-Gelding" vans?
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Diamond Lil

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Re: White van.
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2011, 08:23:41 PM »
I prefer the van I saw in Stirling last week with "Scrub-a-dug" on the side...true!
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peter

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Re: White van.
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2011, 06:45:42 PM »
if he was parked he was not mobile
if he was mobile would he bring the dog back
or does the dog run behind while he is being washed
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: White van.
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2011, 09:17:25 PM »
Welcome back, Peter! To answer your questions...
1...Vans, despite their mobility, still have to stop. Don't be stupid.
2...Don't be stupid.
3...Don't be stupid.

I have a gift for debate.
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Fyodor

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Re: White van.
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2011, 09:18:48 AM »
I have a gift for de shank.
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: White van.
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2011, 10:20:42 AM »
I have a gift for my son - It's his birthday on Tuesday.
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Offline Mince

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Re: White van.
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2011, 02:53:50 PM »
Quote from: Bilthehut on July 28, 2011, 10:20:42 AM
I have a gift for my son - It's his birthday on Tuesday.

Well, that ruins my joke.

Did you know that "gift" is "fig" backwards, assuming of course you omit the t?
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: White van.
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2011, 07:19:05 PM »
I prefer not to omit the t, as I enjoy a good cuppa.

p.s. What was the joke?
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Malc

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Re: White van.
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2011, 06:29:09 AM »
Just so long as you don't vomit the "t"...
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Jerry Attrick

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Re: White van.
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2011, 10:23:37 AM »
Well, now that you have brought it up... :)

I wonder if the makers of Vimto realised that it is an anagram of vomit?
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: White van.
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2011, 11:23:36 AM »
Quote from: Mince on July 28, 2011, 02:53:50 PM
Quote from: Bilthehut on July 28, 2011, 10:20:42 AM
I have a gift for my son - It's his birthday on Tuesday.

Well, that ruins my joke.

Did you know that "gift" is "fig" backwards, assuming of course you omit the t?

If you just take out the f, it spells "git".
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Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Bog

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Re: White van.
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2011, 03:40:33 PM »
Funnily enough, I saw a mobile dog washing trailer in sunny Surrey last week, looked a bit like those glider trailers,
long and damp it was.
 
Like Roger I was quite surprised, whatever next?

Corona delivered to the door!

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peter

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Re: White van.
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2011, 08:02:21 PM »
bog we used to have corona delivered to the door in the fiftys
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Offline Mince

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Re: White van.
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2011, 09:29:42 PM »
Quote from: peter on August 01, 2011, 08:02:21 PM
bog we used to have corona delivered to the door in the fiftys

Sadly he can't even get full stops now.
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Bog

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Re: White van.
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2011, 04:11:11 PM »
ok, so I am a little forgetful. but corona was good, made you fizz for hours as a kid.

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