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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Insults.
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2011, 05:31:42 PM »
Yes, thanks for finding those Rob.  :)

My brother once said to me "You think you're better than everyone you do" - I said, "No I don't, I just think I'm better than you."
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Mince

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Re: Insults.
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2011, 09:13:29 PM »
My brother once said to me "You think you're better than everyone you do"

Exactly how many people have you done?

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Insults.
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2011, 08:11:17 AM »
Oh no - Diane missed a comma.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Vulture

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Re: Insults.
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2011, 11:09:14 AM »
Oh no - Diane missed a comma.

I thought she'd missed two!

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Insults.
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2011, 12:29:17 PM »
Oh no - Diane missed a comma.

I thought she'd missed two!

Yes, you're right, Vulch. Thank goodness there are a couple of stalwarts helping raise the standard on this forum - Vulch and Pilch.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Bog

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Re: Insults.
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2011, 01:15:46 PM »
I overheard a conversation between an irate copper and his inspector.

It went like this;

"Inspector, if I call you a Tw*t, it is a discipline offence, but if I think you are a tw*t there is nothing you can do about it.
and I think you are a tw*t!

nice one.

Malc

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Re: Insults.
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2011, 05:20:04 PM »
"If talent was rubber, you wouldn't have enough to make a johnny for a spider.."

"She had lovely skin - but so much of it"

Offline Max

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Re: Insults.
« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2011, 06:58:30 PM »
One from the master, Tommy Cooper........


She had lovely red hair, all down her back..

None on her head, just her back...........