Author Topic: How to make a fortune.  (Read 1413 times)

Offline Roger Kettle

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How to make a fortune.
« on: September 28, 2011, 08:34:58 PM »
Invent a wine box that takes less than twenty minutes to open and doesn't spray wine all over the table, the walls and the cat when you finally get the stupid nozzle out.

Offline Bilthehut

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Re: How to make a fortune.
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2011, 09:31:23 PM »
Sell crappy wine boxes that break as soon as you try and open them.  Fill them with rubbish or 'off'wine at little cost.  As the box is cheaply made and the 'wine' rubbish, the outlay is low, then charge the standard rate.  Even if people only buy one box you've still made a profit.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: How to make a fortune.
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2011, 09:59:55 PM »
I am surprised by this story. I am surprised that your cat still hangs around you after the vacuum cleaning incident.
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Re: How to make a fortune.
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2011, 06:20:14 AM »
I am surprised by this story. I am surprised that your cat still hangs around you after the vacuum cleaning incident.


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Re: How to make a fortune.
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2011, 02:08:06 PM »
The cat was gagging for it.