Thanks all. We're back online after yet another power cut - this time for 24 hours! There are a number of burger vans and a soup kitchen that the council have organised and set up.
Yes, I had a fall in the pitch dark and hit the floor with my nose and teeth. (I went back the next morning and managed to find the teeth, believe it or not.)
I took the photo down from FB because Lucy was angry about me posting it in the first place. No. I don't understand that either, but she's quite a private person.
Went back to the A&E at the hospital on the island to have the dressings removed. The stitches come out on Monday, when they will also x-ray my hooter.
Thanks for the offer of doing my cartoon work, Tranquil. I'll bear that in mind, as long as I still get to keep the money.