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Offline Diane CBPFC

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It's so cold...
« on: January 17, 2012, 10:12:46 PM »
...that when you walk on the snow it squeaks!


Conversation overheard between my 17 year-old son and hubby yesterday morning.

Steve: "I can't get the truck to start".

Hubby: "Did you have it plugged in?"

Steve: "No, the calf chewed through the extension wire".

Hubby: "Oh yes."

We didn't have conversations like that growing up in Wales.


It is much colder today than yesterday so they cancelled the school busses. This is known as a "Bus Day" which is a funny thing to call a day when there are no busses. I would like it to be renamed "No Bus Day" but it is so hard to bring about such large social changes.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: It's so cold...
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2012, 10:21:57 PM »

Day 2 of bitter winter weather (-35C) has aligned with day 4 of my “back on track” salad diet. Not sure if I am going crazy with carb withdrawal or if I have cabin fever.  If I had a wooden cabin, I would eat it so it may be a mix of both. 
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: It's so cold...
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2012, 07:42:28 PM »
Time for my annual question...how are the moose?

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: It's so cold...
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2012, 07:53:56 PM »
They're cold.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: It's so cold...
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2012, 10:34:12 PM »
 :D

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Re: It's so cold...
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2012, 10:36:13 PM »
Soup's ok too, Diane. I'm sure a nice, warming stew would be ok. Just lay off the mashed tatties. Hope you're staying inside like I keep telling you!  :)

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: It's so cold...
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2012, 11:15:14 PM »
I have been but I do have to venture out tomorrow.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Bilthehut

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Re: It's so cold...
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2012, 12:08:15 AM »
Time for my annual question...how are the moose?
Come on, Roger.  You don't want Mince picking up on you. 1 Moose, 2 Mice. Or is that mooses?

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Re: It's so cold...
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2012, 08:43:07 AM »
Google home page announces that today is the 125th anniversary of the largest snowflake...found in your back yard, Diane?

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: It's so cold...
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2012, 12:23:52 AM »
Google home page announces that today is the 125th anniversary of the largest snowflake...found in your back yard, Diane?

I had to read the story (was trying not to as it seemed a bit silly) - it was only 15" in diameter - by the Google header it looked many times bigger than a cow.

People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: It's so cold...
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2012, 01:05:58 AM »
It was a very small cow.
I apologise, in advance.