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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: New book update.
« Reply #90 on: March 25, 2012, 09:26:52 AM »
Mine arrived this morning  ;D

I first read that as "Mince arrived this morning". You either had my condolences, or were making a spag bol.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: New book update.
« Reply #91 on: April 02, 2012, 05:39:24 PM »
I got my book in the mail but had a busy weekend - I would have liked to have talked about it now but it has disappeared. I think my git of a son may have taken it.  >:(

It was a real treat to see new cartoons after all these years - keeping in mind I don't read UK daily newspapers so am only a fan due to the books.

I haven't laughed so much since 1998.

People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: New book update.
« Reply #92 on: April 02, 2012, 05:42:18 PM »
I'm still waiting for my free copy.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: New book update.
« Reply #93 on: April 02, 2012, 05:53:34 PM »
I found my book! My sweet child had nothing to do with its disappearance.

My favourite joke in the whole book is the top one on page 53 - I would go into more detail but will wait until Mince digs out the coins from his sofa and buys a copy.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: New book update.
« Reply #94 on: April 02, 2012, 06:02:38 PM »
My favourite joke in the whole book is the top one on page 53 - I would go into more detail but will wait until Mince digs out the coins from his sofa and buys a copy.

So how do we know you're not just pretending to have a copy?

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Re: New book update.
« Reply #95 on: April 02, 2012, 06:39:22 PM »
How do we know you're not just pretending you don't have a copy?

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: New book update.
« Reply #96 on: April 02, 2012, 06:44:20 PM »
My favourite joke in the whole book is the top one on page 53 - I would go into more detail but will wait until Mince digs out the coins from his sofa and buys a copy.

So how do we know you're not just pretending to have a copy?

Because the funniest joke IS on the top of page 53. I rest my case.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: New book update.
« Reply #97 on: April 02, 2012, 06:54:27 PM »
How do we know you're not just pretending you don't have a copy?

I actually was going to buy one, but chickened out and bought some condoms instead.

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Re: New book update.
« Reply #98 on: April 02, 2012, 06:58:39 PM »
How do we know you're not just pretending you don't have a copy?

I actually was going to buy one, but chickened out and bought some condoms instead.

Now there is no hope of your future kid buying you a copy for father's day.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: New book update.
« Reply #99 on: April 02, 2012, 07:33:42 PM »
Because the funniest joke IS on the top of page 53. I rest my case.
I prefer the one at the top of page 72, for its sheer randomness. Or randomality, if you prefer.

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Re: New book update.
« Reply #100 on: April 02, 2012, 07:45:17 PM »
How do I know you're all not just doing this to make me buy the book.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: New book update.
« Reply #101 on: April 02, 2012, 10:17:24 PM »
Because the funniest joke IS on the top of page 53. I rest my case.
I prefer the one at the top of page 72, for its sheer randomness. Or randomality, if you prefer.

That would have been brilliant too if somebody had bothered to colour in pentagons on the round item (I would say more but don't want to give away the plot).
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: New book update.
« Reply #102 on: April 02, 2012, 11:02:51 PM »
I chuckled at Egon's efforts in trying for a record on page 83.

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Re: New book update.
« Reply #103 on: April 02, 2012, 11:07:00 PM »
Andrew certainly drew a great gorilla costume for ??????????. Who is it?

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Re: New book update.
« Reply #104 on: April 02, 2012, 11:09:22 PM »
What had the vulture eaten to make him not want the meat bait laid out by ????