Basically, this phase of the Olympics is the most boring, some gymnastics excepted. Then the athletics starts and for me that IS the Olympics, 50k walk excepted. I don't see the point in being the fastest person without actually breaking into a jog in the world. Swimming?
We don't have the 100m bunny hop in athletics, so why the 100m breaststroke? When the hooter sounds, dive in and swim to the other end as fast as possible. If you touch first and you're not actually wearing flippers, you are the winner. We are so conditioned to seeing these stupid things we don't question them. Who cares who can travel the furthest using a hop, a skip and a jump? The long jump and the high jump are the only jumps that interest me. Only two things would make the pole vault interesting - a snap and an impaled judge.