Favourite Quotes.

[Bilthehut]

It's not all abuse, you stupid twat.

Funniest comment on this board for a long time. 

Are you feeling okay there, Mince?  You've complimented Peepsie.

[Mince]

It's not all abuse, you stupid twat.

Funniest comment on this board for a long time. 

Are you feeling okay there, Mince?  You've complimented Peepsie.

It'll throw him off balance.

[The Peepmaster]

I think I'm the only person to have used the word "plankter" on this forum, in all the years it's been running.

[Vulture]

I think I'm the only person to have used the word "plankter" on this forum, in all the years it's been running.

Well, I get the sentiment, but what does it mean?

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

I think I'm the only person to have used the word "plankter" on this forum, in all the years it's been running.

Well, I get the sentiment, but what does it mean?

Someone who lays wooden floors ?   

[Vulture]

I think I'm the only person to have used the word "plankter" on this forum, in all the years it's been running.

Well, I get the sentiment, but what does it mean?

Someone who lays wooden floors ?   

'Lays' as in . . . biblical?

[The Peepmaster]

It's the singular for plankton, apparently.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

I think I'm the only person to have used the word "plankter" on this forum, in all the years it's been running.

Well, I get the sentiment, but what does it mean?

Someone who lays wooden floors ?   

'Lays' as in . . . biblical?

Maybe not in the true biblical wink-wink nudge-nudge sense, but I'm sure there's a bit in it somewhere where Moses says something like " Zipporah, be a love and go forth and find a me a plankter. This ark could do with a half-decent floor. I forgot we were bringing elephants too."

[Vulture]

I think I'm the only person to have used the word "plankter" on this forum, in all the years it's been running.

Well, I get the sentiment, but what does it mean?

Someone who lays wooden floors ?   

'Lays' as in . . . biblical?

Maybe not in the true biblical wink-wink nudge-nudge sense, but I'm sure there's a bit in it somewhere where Moses says something like " Zipporah, be a love and go forth and find a me a plankter. This ark could do with a half-decent floor. I forgot we were bringing elephants too."

 

[Mince]

It's the singular for plankton, apparently.

What's the singular for skirt-wearing loons?

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

It's the singular for plankton, apparently.

What's the singular for skirt-wearing loons?

Skirt-wearing loon ?

[Mince]

Oh, I thought it was Peepmaster.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

So we were both correct then ?

[Mince]

Is there some reason why you put a space before your question marks? Is it some kind of tension build-up thing?

[Bilthehut]

Is there some reason why you put a space before your question marks? Is it some kind of tension build-up thing?