Is the Peepmaster TRULY great?...

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

....Discuss.

[The Peepmaster]

Can't be disputed I'm afraid.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I can here.

[Mince]

Tarquin, it's "hear".

[The Peepmaster]

Here here!

[Roger Kettle]

This is one of those questions like "Is the Pope Catholic", isn't it?

[The Peepmaster]

Ecxellent point, Roger.

Forgive me if I don't join in too much with your "debate". I'm busy packing for my world tour.

[Roger Kettle]

I'm packing for Birmingham, which probably isn't as impressive. I leave tomorrow afternoon with my good lady and get back Sunday night. We will be dining with Mr and Mrs Thunderthighs lll. No doubt, I shall have to explain to him which fork to use as he drinks a claret and ice.

[The Peepmaster]

I'm wondering whether I should take toilet-paper.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I'm packing for Birmingham, which probably isn't as impressive. I leave tomorrow afternoon with my good lady and get back Sunday night. We will be dining with Mr and Mrs Thunderthighs lll. No doubt, I shall have to explain to him which fork to use as he drinks a claret and ice.

Any faux pas I commit will pale to insignificance this weekend should you repeat the one you have just committed, Roger.

Suffice to say, "That was no wife, that was my lady..."

And she REALLY doesn't like there to be ANY confusion about that. 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I'm wondering whether I should take toilet-paper.

Life on the edge, Peepsie!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I can here.

That should have read "It can here."

I made a mistake.

Please note, I didn't just go and change it, thereby making your subsequent posts look nonsensical.

I shall now go and shoot myself.....

[The Peepmaster]

Someone's already trying to get toilet paper imported: http://www.alibaba.com/manufacturer/14682426/Buy_Good_Quality_Toilet_Paper.html

[Roger Kettle]

We will be dining with Mr Thunderthighs lll and definitely NOT Mrs Thunderthighs lll. Got it.
Looking forward to it anyway!

[The Peepmaster]

Have you checked whether they've got toilet paper, Roger?

Lucy's just come round, had a good laugh, and chucked the toilet rolls out of my suitcase. At least that leaves room for some clothes. Anyway, must get back to the packing...