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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Zombies
« on: October 21, 2012, 10:05:36 PM »
Do you guys get "The Walking Dead" on TV? Season three has started; the survivors have just broken into a prison for a secure place to hide out.

What would be your weapon of choice against zombies? 
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2012, 10:13:35 PM »
I'd throw fat people at them. They're slower to get away and more to munch on. Win win.  ;D
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2012, 10:50:34 PM »
Quote from: Sandy Buttcheeks on October 21, 2012, 10:13:35 PM
I'd throw fat people at them. They're slower to get away and more to munch on. Win win.  ;D

As a fat person myself, I hope you'd pull your back out picking up the fat people and the zombies get you instead.
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2012, 10:55:22 PM »
Can I maybe just roll them then? If all the zombies are downhill, I think I'm in with a chance of escape.  ;D
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2012, 09:31:20 AM »
Is it possible to kill zombies? I know you can bump off vampires with a wooden stake through the heart but I'm not sure about zombies. Would a steamroller work?
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2012, 09:48:42 AM »
Only if it was driven by a salad-dodger.
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Egg

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2012, 12:44:01 PM »
Napalm!  :o

Just like the word really and don't get to use it much!
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2012, 02:44:21 PM »
Quote from: Roger Kettle on October 22, 2012, 09:31:20 AM
Is it possible to kill zombies? I know you can bump off vampires with a wooden stake through the heart but I'm not sure about zombies. Would a steamroller work?

It seems very easy to kill zombies as shown in The Walking Dead - they are running low on bullets on that show, so now poke them through the eye socket with ready-rod, trying to avoid getting scratched is the trouble.
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2012, 03:40:44 PM »
Why is it zombies don't go after each other?  I really think programme makers should address this before their programmes become unbelievable.
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Vulture

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« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2012, 09:08:39 PM »
Quote from: Sandy Buttcheeks on October 22, 2012, 03:40:44 PM
Why is it zombies don't go after each other?  I really think programme makers should address this before their programmes become unbelievable.

Thank God I don't have a television if that's the kind of programme you have to put up with!
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2012, 11:00:02 PM »
Decapitation works wonders every time.
Can I also remind forum members of that highly useful book 'Dr Dale's Zombie Dictionary: The A-Z Guide to Staying Alive'.  Available as an e-book on Kindle. 
I have a copy on my iPhone just in case...
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2012, 10:17:14 PM »
Quote from: Vulture on October 22, 2012, 09:08:39 PM
Quote from: Sandy Buttcheeks on October 22, 2012, 03:40:44 PM
Why is it zombies don't go after each other?  I really think programme makers should address this before their programmes become unbelievable.

Thank God I don't have a television if that's the kind of programme you have to put up with!

If there's ever a Government warning film put out about how to deal with zombies, you'll be sorry.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2012, 12:41:32 AM »
 ;D
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Vulture

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2012, 01:24:27 PM »
Quote from: Sandy Buttcheeks on October 23, 2012, 10:17:14 PM
Quote from: Vulture on October 22, 2012, 09:08:39 PM
Quote from: Sandy Buttcheeks on October 22, 2012, 03:40:44 PM
Why is it zombies don't go after each other?  I really think programme makers should address this before their programmes become unbelievable.

Thank God I don't have a television if that's the kind of programme you have to put up with!

If there's ever a Government warning film put out about how to deal with zombies, you'll be sorry.

I doubt it. There are no government warnings on dealing with 'humans', and they're a lot worse than Zombies!
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Zombies
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2012, 03:55:33 PM »
One of my Mormon friends invited me to a home survival sales party this Friday. (They are required to keep several years worth of food on hand for their families as part of their religion) - after watching the Zombie shows I am very tempted to get some freeze dried food packages and stock up on bullets.

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