For Max, I'm giving you the day off from cooking by sending Jamie around to cook your meal...better stock up on bacon, he puts that on everything :-)
I wish the bugger had shown up Diane, today I tried to cook a honey glazed ham, nearly 4 hours of effort for something that fell apart quicker than a 10p toy with nearly as much flavour.
Feeling betrayed by all the Gordon Ramsey, Hairy Bikers, Nigella and even Heston Bloominawful programmes I watched who all produced beautiful succulent hams that you could cut into wafer thin slices.
All my attempts to slice produced things which made a THUD as they hit the plate.
I threw the rest outside for the foxes, probably have the SSPCA charging me with cruelty.