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Sandy Buttcheeks

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I'm melt?ng...I'm melt?ng...
« on: July 12, 2013, 02:41:46 PM »
Hello from Turkey, todays temp is a pos?t?vely chilly 39 degrees. We Scots are a hardy race, but we seriously are not built for this heat. I am currently languishing ?n a geek strewn internet cafe because it's a pleasant 37ish. Lots to tell, but too sweaty to type anymore.

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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: I'm melt?ng...I'm melt?ng...
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2013, 03:29:42 PM »
I hope you're drinking lots  8)
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: I'm melt?ng...I'm melt?ng...
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2013, 06:37:30 PM »
I think it was Billy Connolly who said that Scotsmen need about four hours in the sun to turn white---they're blue to begin with.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: I'm melt?ng...I'm melt?ng...
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2013, 04:58:43 AM »
It's only 31 degrees here in Manila right now...

I visited an old house the other day, in a small town called Silay, (in a sugar-cane area on the island of Negros), which had an ancient wooden ice-chest. Apparently the wealthy owners had their ice shipped over from America.

I'd have thought it would have melted on the way...
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: I'm melt?ng...I'm melt?ng...
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2013, 04:35:50 PM »
Ok. So am I being stupid here by asking how they managed to get the ice back? I'm presuming big, big ice ended up small ice.

I know I'm risking a facetious answer, but I don't care. This is the type of inquisitiveness that got us out of the trees you know.   ..0

Malc

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Re: I'm melt?ng...I'm melt?ng...
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2013, 01:59:31 PM »
I don't care.

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Malc

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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: I'm melt?ng...I'm melt?ng...
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2013, 06:06:29 PM »
I don't care.

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Malc

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Neither do I, so find your own f@$%&ng branch.

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