Author Topic: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.  (Read 5664 times)

Malc

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Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2013, 04:39:23 PM »
Yep, Will Smith and Robin Williams certainly fit the bill as two sit-commers who made it in movies, I just couldn't think of any.

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2013, 08:57:20 PM »
The annoying thing about Aniston is that she's actually a very good actress, as she proved in one of her early films "The Good Girl". This was a dramatic role and she was excellent---far removed from her "Rachel" character. (Although, of course, she was also excellent in "Friends").
No, my problem is the mind-numbing, god-awful series of rom-coms that's she's churned out since. In many of them, the plots are almost identical.....she pretends a guy is her fiance for social reasons and ends up falling for him....she pretends she's the wife of another guy to help him out and ends up falling for him. Worryingly, as she approaches her mid-forties, she's still playing the wacky twenty-something. More worryingly, her movie publicists promote every new release with photos showing how near-naked she's going to appear in it. (I can't say I have a HUGE problem with this but I'm trying to make a point).
Anyway, like I said, it's over between us. I'm all rom-commed out.
Apparently, in Jen's latest movie, there's a huge change in format. In this one, she pretends to be the wife of a drug dealer.
Ye gods.

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Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2013, 10:13:00 PM »
Since "Breaking Bad" everyone and their dog wants to be a drug dealer these days.
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Malc

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Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2013, 06:22:18 PM »
That reminds me. My dog asked if you want some stuff? :\

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Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2013, 10:07:48 AM »
That reminds me. My dog asked if you want some stuff? :\

Was it a cocainine?
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2013, 10:56:12 AM »
That reminds me. My dog asked if you want some stuff? :\

Was it a cocainine?

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Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2013, 01:05:18 AM »
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Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2013, 09:55:37 AM »
I was desperately trying to think up dog/drug puns. My effort was going to be "Was it a Smack Russell?" I'm really glad I didn't bother.