That's a tea tray!

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

I've just seen some idiot female doing 126 kph, on my mums upside down old tea tray, down an ice covered drainage pipe. Apparently it's a sport called "skeleton bobsleigh". They're just making stuff up for the Olympics now. And what happens if you haven't got a tea tray? Can you compete sitting inside a black bin bag?

I hope they never host the games in Glasgow because there is no way that anyone could slide that distance without getting pelted by snowballs from the local young team. They would all cross the finish line unconscious and looking like Frosty the Snowman.

Not one of them even shouted, "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee". 

[Diane CBPFC]

That would be a good competition, much like the egg and spoon race from my childhood, see who can walk (run) across the ice carrying a tea tray filled with china without spilling anything.