Author Topic: Discrimination  (Read 14231 times)

Malc

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #30 on: July 24, 2007, 12:45:19 PM »
What did your first wife die of?


Eating poisoned mushrooms


Oh dear, that's terrible. And your second wife died too?


Yep. Ate poisoned mushrooms.


Oh my god, that's awful. Your third wife died too, I hear?


Yep. Fractured skull.


Yikes! How on earth...?


Wouldn't eat the mushrooms.

peter

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #31 on: July 24, 2007, 05:06:44 PM »
Yes, I am beginning to understand them gradually. I think I almost poisoned my bird with mushrooms last night. Anyway, things aren't too serious yet romantically. I'm not about to get down on one knee and ask her to be my housekeeper or anything.

I think this viking poem may help you peeps

Praise no day until evening,
No wife befor her cremation,
No sword until tested,
No maid before marriage,
No ice until crossed,
No beer until it is drunk.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #32 on: July 24, 2007, 05:46:28 PM »
That's quite touching. I love poetic references to beer.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Diamond Lil

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #33 on: July 24, 2007, 08:06:51 PM »
You'll note I've just let you guys have your testosterone rush and assorted fun  :-*

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #34 on: July 24, 2007, 08:55:12 PM »
Yeah, right, Lil, snort...like you could have stopped us. Snort!...
I apologise, in advance.

peter

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #35 on: July 24, 2007, 10:13:13 PM »
You'll note I've just let you guys have your testosterone rush and assorted fun  :-*
Another quote from the vikings poem known as the "Havamal"
Do not trust a woman's words, be she single or married;their hearts run on wheels' they are prey to moods.'
« Last Edit: July 25, 2007, 10:01:26 AM by peter »

Malc

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #36 on: July 25, 2007, 03:32:05 AM »
Them vickings certainly knew their stuff. Were they like the Vikings?

Diamond Lil

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #37 on: July 25, 2007, 07:26:22 AM »
Yeah, right, Lil, snort...like you could have stopped us. Snort!...

Just don't cross me at this time of the morning and as for Peter...I'll give you moods (that's a direct reference to Billy Connelly who asked, when someone shouted "Bike! I'll gie ye bike", what does that mean!!

peter

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2007, 10:02:28 AM »
Them vickings certainly knew their stuff. Were they like the Vikings?
I reread what I had put but still failed with the dam spelling

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2007, 06:20:14 PM »
Congratulations on your 100th post, Peter---and only 92 of them about Vikings! I suspect you have an interest in these Scandinavian chaps. (I like to think of them as Norse Peepmasters).

Malc

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #40 on: July 26, 2007, 04:35:39 AM »
Scandinavian chaps are very useful for when you're riding your Scandinavian horse through very high Scandinavian g?rse.

peter

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #41 on: July 26, 2007, 08:22:21 AM »
Congratulations on your 100th post, Peter---and only 92 of them about Vikings! I suspect you have an interest in these Scandinavian chaps. (I like to think of them as Norse Propmasters).
Well I was just taking my time, selecting my shots , easing myself in, making sure the weather did not play a part, now I have made my first ton there will be no holding me. Unless the ref intervenes.
« Last Edit: July 26, 2007, 08:27:50 AM by peter »

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #42 on: July 26, 2007, 09:34:29 AM »
Peter, how did you manage to quote me and get the spelling wrong? "Propmaster" for "Peepmaster". This is worthy of ME and I'm fascinated!

peter

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #43 on: July 26, 2007, 10:32:56 AM »
Peter, how did you manage to quote me and get the spelling wrong? "Propmaster" for "Propmaster". This is worthy of ME and I'm fascinated!
It must be because I have joined the ton club

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Discrimination
« Reply #44 on: July 26, 2007, 10:43:43 AM »
How bizarre. Peter must have some kind of a spell check going on that's rejecting "peepmaster", and substituting "propmaster". I haven't been a propmaster since the early 1970s.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟