Flumpo

[Mince]

We got one!



Finally! Say hello to our new member, Flumpo. I just vetted him, after checking that he was genuine: he talked briefly about Beau Peep to prove he was genuine, something along the lines of words and full stops, so I vetted him.


I hope I'm not making us seem too desperate. 

[Mince]

Flumpo and I ride for days to get to this nothing in the middle of nowhere. We are ready to post about Beau Peep to help you, and you? You hide from us. Hide. From us. But it's a different story when you need new members, huh? You might lose your precious topic views. Then you flock to us, huh? Well, we are here, my compadre, Flumpo, and I. Here we stay. And you? You prove to us that you are worth posting for!

[Mince]

The welcoming party is over. No one turned up, not even Flumpo. I think Roger peered through the window briefly, but then he left.

[Roger Kettle]

I didn't understand a word of it. Like a good journalist, I made my excuses and left.

[Mince]

You've never seen Ghostbusters? Or the Magnificent Seven? The Ghostbuster's secretary when they get their first ghost? Chico's speech?

Hang on a sec . . . this is Planet Earth, yes?

[Redundant]

I didn't understand a word of it. Like a good journalist, I made my excuses and left.

I think a pharmacist would probably have better luck, as for not turning up for your own welcoming party that no-one knows about, Flumpo sounds like my kind of guy [or gal], and I look forward to many more non-shared moments together...a sunset perhaps...or a stroll along a non-existent memory lane...how the heart quickens...

[Mince]

Well, I'm taking the money for the hat and balloons from the Beau Peep kitty, so we had better sell some more mugs.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Flumpo, if by some miracle you're still with us after all that, I should just like to point out that Phil Coulson is not, in fact, the SHIELD agent of the same name. That Phil Coulson is entirely fictional. Sadly, ours is not.

Please do feel free to post and join in the fun (if you find any). You are most welcome.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Three cheers for Flumpo...or maybe that should be cheerios.

Anyhoo, Hip Hip...

 

Welcome, Flumpo.

[Redundant]

...That Phil Coulson is entirely fictional...

Well thanks for ruining my day... [We bald guys get one, just one, almost superhero and it turns out to be a lie..the pain].  Welcome Flumpo, hold on to your dreams if you can.

[Mince]

I think Flumpo was just kidding about joining. Ah well.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

I think Flumpo was just kidding about joining. Ah well.

You scared him/her off. I could smell the desperation.

[Mince]

I'm beginning to think he might just be a spammer. Oh well. Perhaps I should wait for them to post next time.

[Roger Kettle]

He sent me a PM so I'm pretty sure he exists.

[Mince]

I do hope it wasn't porn. Perhaps I shall have to remove the ability to PM until the member has made a few posts.