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Offline Roger Kettle

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Where...what...
« on: July 24, 2007, 06:11:22 PM »
Where's the other bit gone? Mnce! Someone's stolen our bit!

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Re: Where...what...
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2007, 07:32:15 PM »
Yes, strangely, the word "bit" can refer to one of many things - your brain, for example. Could you be a "bit" more specific?

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Re: Where...what...
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2007, 08:17:55 PM »
You know, the "general outpourings" bit.

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Re: Where...what...
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2007, 08:18:51 PM »
Hang on. I've just found it.

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Re: Where...what...
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2007, 08:52:24 PM »
Sorry - I borrowed it.
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Where...what...
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2007, 09:05:30 PM »
How can you lose an entire forum.

That reminds me of a story I heard about an absent-minded maths teacher. One morning his wife said to him: "Remember that we are moving house today, so when you come home from work, walk to the new house, not the old one." She wrote the new address on an old envelope and handed it to him.

That day at school, the teacher was helpfully explaining something to one of his students, and wrote how to solve a problem on the envelope, and gave it to the student. That evening, when he arrived "home", he found an empty house, and remembered what his wife had told him, and realised that he had given away the address.

Knowing that the new home was close by, he began walking through the neighbourhood. He spotted a young lad and asked him: "Sonny, can you help me? We have just moved home. Have you seen anyone moving into a new house around here?"

The lad replied: "Yes, it's just round the corner. Mum told me to go looking for you, Dad."

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Re: Where...what...
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2007, 09:26:18 PM »
I swear, the damn thing disappeared for half a day!
Nice gag though, Mince.

peter

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Re: Where...what...
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2007, 12:43:10 PM »
I swear, the damn thing disappeared for half a day!
Nice gag though, Mince.
You were right Roger the dastardly post pincher has stuck again

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Re: Where...what...
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2007, 01:04:20 PM »
I swear, the damn thing disappeared for half a day!
Nice gag though, Mince.
You were right Roger the dastardly post pincher has stuck again

This may be very unladylike, but the emboldened word should begin with a 'b'!  ;D

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Re: Where...what...
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2007, 02:47:18 PM »

You were right Roger the dastardly post pincher has stuck again

This may be very unladylike, but the emboldened word should begin with a 'b'!  ;D
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You could be right vulture.
I hate to say I told you so, so I will not.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Where...what...
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2007, 02:49:15 PM »

You were right Roger the dastardly post pincher has stuck again

This may be very unladylike, but the emboldened word should begin with a 'b'!  ;D

You could be right vulture.
I hate to say I told you so, so I will not.
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I wouldn't have expected you to agree to that, Peter, not in the literal sense at least.
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Where...what...
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2007, 02:50:32 PM »
Think Tarks ought to look into this.
He may get withdrawal symptoms if not.