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Egg

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Words.....
« on: September 02, 2015, 08:22:18 PM »
Is it words or people that change.......I find that every email I write contains "However",
which is almost like a Monopoly "Get Out of Jail Free" card!

Offline Mince

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Re: Words.....
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2015, 08:48:38 PM »
Nope, I understood none of that.  :-\

Egg

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Re: Words.....
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2015, 09:16:51 PM »
Get a few Carlsbergs and all will become clear!

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Words.....
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2015, 11:17:06 PM »
Is it words or people that change.......I find that every email I write contains "However",
which is almost like a Monopoly "Get Out of Jail Free" card!

You don't work for the NHS, do you? I wrote a few "However"s and more than a few "This by no means, guarantees..."

  :(

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Words.....
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2015, 09:49:52 PM »
Happy Birthday for tomorrow, Egg. Plans for anything special?




Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Words.....
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2015, 05:34:08 PM »
I was going to wish you a happy birthday Egg, however, I have not been around here for a few days.

Happy belated birthday anyway.  :)
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Words.....
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2015, 06:10:03 PM »
Oops! Belated birthday greetings from me, too, Eggie!

Offline Mince

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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2015, 06:12:15 PM »
We ought to have proper birthday celebrations on here. Time to find out everyone's birthday. Perhaps I could send a lollipop to everyone.

Oh, and Happy Birthday, Egg.

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Re: Words.....
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2015, 11:58:47 PM »
Tarnation! Missed it. Hope you had a cracker, Egg!
I apologise, in advance.

Sandy Buttcheeks

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« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2015, 12:02:28 AM »
We ought to have proper birthday celebrations on here. Time to find out everyone's birthday. Perhaps I could send a lollipop to everyone.

Oh, and Happy Birthday, Egg.

In a similar vein...why don't we do a Secret Santa this coming Christmas?  There's only 106 days to go, you know!

Offline Mince

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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2015, 09:16:13 AM »
A 'buying' Secret Santa or a virtual Secret Santa?

Sandy Buttcheeks

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« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2015, 08:32:26 PM »
Let's do buying? Max a fiver a head. Daftest present provider gets to be called Santa for a year.

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Re: Words.....
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2015, 09:37:22 PM »
Whoever gets Roger - buy him some cheesy nuts.

Sandy Buttcheeks

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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2015, 10:17:02 PM »
I'm sure there's a really adult punchline in there, somewhere !

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Re: Words.....
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2015, 11:00:05 PM »
Most of us didn't realise this was an x-rated site until you came here.  :o
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