Smart new surroundings.

[Mince]

Love what you've done with the place. Mwah, mhaw

You need a cool badge. How about "Sister of Stripper"?

[Redundant]

Oh that! It's just redundant changing his avatar. I will fix it.

I feel so guilty...

[Mince]

I realised that I could not be bothered.

[Mince]

I especially like the flashing alerts to new posts, and the free lemon cake. Well done, Mincing One!

It's depressing when they are not flashing. Lemon cake?

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Lil !!!

Where have you been! We're you out corralling Mince? Well done you...he's back !

[Diamond Lil]

Sandy!!   I've missed you all but still a little wary of this new, smooth Mince.  I knew where I was when it was the old, lumpy Mince.

Is "Sister of Stripper" better than Legionnaire?

[Mince]

I've missed you all but still a little wary of this new, smooth Mince.  I knew where I was when it was the old, lumpy Mince.

Hey, I've always been smooth, sometimes surreally so: at times, I am smoother than an autumn lake at dawn, smoother than the cool purr of a new Ferrari.

And the "old, lumpy Mince" was even back then easily as smooth as this guy:

Is "Sister of Stripper" better than Legionnaire?

Anything is.

[Redundant]

Is "Sister of Stripper" better than Legionnaire?

Anything is.

Hang on a minute...Anything is better than Legionnaire, the rank I have only just had bestowed upon me?   Even Sister of Stripper!?   Thanks Mince, just for that I'm going to change my Avatar on a daily basis until all anyone sees are floaty fancy tile thingies...

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Isn't that Saddam Hussein?

[Redundant]

Isn't that Saddam Hussein?

Dunno, but I think he's wearing one of Val Doonican's jumpers

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Maybe if we're good, he'll give us a song !

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Paddy McGinty's Ritual Sacrifice

[Mince]

Hang on a minute...Anything is better than Legionnaire, the rank I have only just had bestowed upon me?   Even Sister of Stripper!?   Thanks Mince, just for that I'm going to change my Avatar on a daily basis until all anyone sees are floaty fancy tile thingies...

The reason you are only Legionnaire is simple.

This is you.

This is me.

[Redundant]

All I see is two people who both need help to wear a hat...I wear several...

This is my hat.   There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My hat is my best friend.   It is my life.   I must master it as I must master my life.

So, eat my shorts, I'll cough my lungs out in true Legionnaire spirit, and if you ask me nicely I'll teach you how to wear at hat...

[Egg]

Nice......
The new surroundings........yep, late again!