Scottish Inventions

[Mince]

So this is how you use your time.

[Redundant]

I have, using w for the processor speed and x as the resultant heat emission combined with y being the volume of Irn Bru passing over the processor and using z as the variant speed of the passing liquid, calculated that this is a pile of boll**ks...

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Independence would have spared you this guy!

[Mince]

I have often wondered whether the television programme The Walking Dead is just about a bunch of English families who accidentally wandered into Scotland.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Those families being the eponymous heroes, you mean?

It really isn't that bad. You should try it some time. Let me know when, and I'll arrange a welcoming committee at the border.

[Mince]

It really isn't that bad. You should try it some time. Let me know when, and I'll arrange a welcoming committee at the border.

Armed with rotten fruit?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

No, no. Ripe...and hard.