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Offline Mince

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Seriously?
« on: September 26, 2015, 07:18:14 PM »
I write a program, put together a shelving unit, clean out the shed and layer the back garden with cardboard, and when I get back here, nothing? We're going to have to get you legionnaires back into a proper posting regime.
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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2015, 09:32:18 PM »
Quote from: Mince on September 26, 2015, 07:18:14 PM
I write a program, put together a shelving unit, clean out the shed and layer the back garden with cardboard, and when I get back here, nothing? We're going to have to get you legionnaires back into a proper posting regime.

I dismantled a coffee table, so I could have the joy of rebuilding it in the house of a friend of my wife [that joy still to come]
Fixed the outside light so it actually works
Killed some... Met some amusing children
Listened to some amazing music [Allan Taylor, Birdy, Joe Pug, John Mayer, Justin Townes Earle to name but a few]
Fantasied about an enormous cheesecake and Jane Fonda and...ended up with a salad

seriously, I haven't even got time to finis...
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2015, 10:27:24 PM »
Pftt!

I programmed a coffee table, rebuilt the wife and put her on a shelf, played a cheesecake and put Jane Fonda in a cardboard box.

And that was all before I got up.



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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2015, 10:53:00 PM »
Well, I got up twelve hours before I went to bed, drank some sulphuric acid . . .
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2015, 11:34:32 PM »
I drew Tim Farron.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2015, 10:41:27 AM »
Nobody even wants to ask why I covered my grass with cardboard.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2015, 12:26:56 PM »
There are some things you just don't ask. I had to Google Tim Farron.


Go on then.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2015, 01:12:25 PM »
I know you're not really interested.
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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2015, 01:13:17 PM »
Did Tim pose for a caricature?
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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2015, 02:50:47 PM »
Quote from: Mince on September 27, 2015, 10:41:27 AM
Nobody even wants to ask why I covered my grass with cardboard.

In my limited knowledge of all things green, I would assume for some reason you were wanting to kill the grass off, perhaps to re-grass, or possibly to just stop weeds/daisies growing.   Alternately you may just intend to post it to someone in which case you may need more cardboard...
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2015, 02:52:37 PM »
Quote from: Mince on September 27, 2015, 01:13:17 PM
Did Tim pose for a caricature?

Not willingly...or knowingly.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2015, 02:53:16 PM »
Quote from: Mince on September 27, 2015, 01:12:25 PM
I know you're not really interested.


No, I am, I am. Just didn't want to appear too keen.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2015, 05:00:42 PM »
Redundant already got it right. I'm going to post the whole lot to Tarquin.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2015, 05:38:54 PM »
No, no - you were right. I wasn't even remotely interested.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Seriously?
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2015, 05:36:30 PM »
I am a low-energy person with a lot of chores. I would call them jobs but that would imply payment.
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