Seriously?

[Mince]

I write a program, put together a shelving unit, clean out the shed and layer the back garden with cardboard, and when I get back here, nothing? We're going to have to get you legionnaires back into a proper posting regime.

[Redundant]

I write a program, put together a shelving unit, clean out the shed and layer the back garden with cardboard, and when I get back here, nothing? We're going to have to get you legionnaires back into a proper posting regime.

I dismantled a coffee table, so I could have the joy of rebuilding it in the house of a friend of my wife [that joy still to come]
Fixed the outside light so it actually works
Killed some... Met some amusing children
Listened to some amazing music [Allan Taylor, Birdy, Joe Pug, John Mayer, Justin Townes Earle to name but a few]
Fantasied about an enormous cheesecake and Jane Fonda and...ended up with a salad

seriously, I haven't even got time to finis...

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Pftt!

I programmed a coffee table, rebuilt the wife and put her on a shelf, played a cheesecake and put Jane Fonda in a cardboard box.

And that was all before I got up.

[Mince]

Well, I got up twelve hours before I went to bed, drank some sulphuric acid . . .

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I drew Tim Farron.

[Mince]

Nobody even wants to ask why I covered my grass with cardboard.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

There are some things you just don't ask. I had to Google Tim Farron.


Go on then.

[Mince]

I know you're not really interested.

[Mince]

Did Tim pose for a caricature?

[Redundant]

Nobody even wants to ask why I covered my grass with cardboard.

In my limited knowledge of all things green, I would assume for some reason you were wanting to kill the grass off, perhaps to re-grass, or possibly to just stop weeds/daisies growing.   Alternately you may just intend to post it to someone in which case you may need more cardboard...

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Did Tim pose for a caricature?

Not willingly...or knowingly.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I know you're not really interested.

No, I am, I am. Just didn't want to appear too keen.

[Mince]

Redundant already got it right. I'm going to post the whole lot to Tarquin.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

No, no - you were right. I wasn't even remotely interested.

[Diane CBPFC]

I am a low-energy person with a lot of chores. I would call them jobs but that would imply payment.