Cemeteries

[Mince]

I think they should be banned and opened up for children to play on.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

With buckets and spa... perhaps not.

[Mince]

Well, obviously clear the place out first: we don't want a repeat of Poltergeist.

[Redundant]

I think they should be banned and opened up for children to play on.

Gotta disagree here, firstly kids already play in cemeteries, they're fun places for any shooting game for example, or even better hide and seek.   Secondly there's a lot of history, at least in older cemeteries and there are sad folks [like me] who enjoy the quiet peace and tranquillity whilst learning [fr example] about the only slave buried within church grounds in the Isle of Man.

[Mince]

there are sad folks [like me] who enjoy the quiet peace and tranquillity whilst learning [fr example] about the only slave buried within church grounds in the Isle of Man.

Yes, but how often do you visit compared to how often the kids would visit. I guess we could have a kind of showdown between kids and sad gits.

[Redundant]

Yes, but how often do you visit compared to how often the kids would visit. I guess we could have a kind of showdown between kids and sad gits.

Never had that much competition, maybe kids don't play in them like we did, no wireless etc, I used to think a cemetery at least gave a true history, but that theory went south when my brother arranged the headstone for our father, and got the age wrong, but given he [our father] was at best a miserable git, maybe it was wishful thinking...

[Mince]

I have given this great thought and have come up with the perfect compromise or solution. Build theme parks over the cemeteries, so that while the parents and grandparents are having a quiet stroll, the kids can enjoy themselves on rides. You could have rollercoasters looping the loop and still leave all the ground below for graves. I'm a genius! 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

You truly are. Just think of the Ghost Train! Not so sure about the Tunnel Of Love though.

[Mince]

I don't see why not. Lots of people get married next to a bunch of old gravestones.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

That's no way to talk about the Bride's family!

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

You truly are. Just think of the Ghost Train! Not so sure about the Tunnel Of Love though.

So wrong...so, so wrong!

 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

And yet...