Beau Peep Club

[Mince]

We ought to have an introductory Beau Peep pack sent to new members to entice them in: a few strips, a badge signed by Dennis, perhaps a bayonet. What else could we include?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Dehydrated mince - just add alcohol.

[Mince]

A bayonetted Tarquin.

[Redundant]

We ought to have an introductory Beau Peep pack sent to new members to entice them in: a few strips, a badge signed by Dennis, perhaps a bayonet. What else could we include?

That's actually a great idea but I'd keep it to digital items, so save on the cost, a few strips is cool, plus perhaps an amusing "iintroduction/profile" of some of the regular members, and wasn't there a Beau game knocking around?   Great idea though.

Addendum:  How about a short welcoming message from Roger, we could write an amusing one and he could just send it...

[Mince]

I'm sure it would be best if we kept signed copies of things from Roger to winners of the Christmas competition. If you're not sure what the Christmas competition is, it's a competition that loads of people enter and that Mince does not win.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Signed things from Roger? You mean cheques, don't you?

[Mince]

Signed things from Roger? You mean cheques, don't you?

Nope. Signed strips, like the one on my Dad's wall that taunts me every time I go round there.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Oh, those. Yes, I've got one of those. In fact, more than one.

[Mince]

Oh, those. Yes, I've got one of those. In fact, more than one.

How many Christmas competitions did you win?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Just the one... actually, none.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Signed things from Roger? You mean cheques, don't you?

Nope. Signed strips, like the one on my Dad's wall that taunts me every time I go round there.

They do look rather good. I paricularly like the personalised note that comes with them. Very nice touch.

 

[Mince]

paricularly?

My dad can't spell either. Maybe the strips are just consolation prizes.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Yellow card - 'Old Mince' foul - the mistake was obviously a typo. One more, and it's an earily bath!

[Mince]

Hey, read the rules. A poster is officially off-his-head if he or she is in another poster's topic and closer to getting the spelling completely wrong than both my dad and the second-to-last person who posted.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I can't believe you missed my planted typo. Shame on you!