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Offline Mince

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Ornaments
« on: October 15, 2015, 01:36:04 PM »
They're an utter waste of money and space. The nearest I have to one in the house is an Eagle Annual.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Ornaments
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2015, 02:19:53 PM »
Don't you have a mirror?
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Offline Mince

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Re: Ornaments
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2015, 03:56:50 PM »
I'm a Daily Star kind of man.  ;D
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Ornaments
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2015, 10:45:26 PM »
Quote from: Mince on October 15, 2015, 03:56:50 PM
I'm a Daily Star kind of man.  ;D

Bull doo doo !!

Gaurdian guy.
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Rob Baker

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Re: Ornaments
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2015, 01:08:51 AM »
 ;D
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Redundant

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Re: Ornaments
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2015, 07:51:28 AM »
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Ornaments
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2015, 12:33:19 PM »
To get back on track, if anyone can be bothered, I would just like to state that ornaments are not a waste of money and space. If it wasn't for ornaments, I wouldn't know where to look for the dust in the house.

So there.
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Redundant

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Re: Ornaments
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2015, 12:54:53 PM »
Quote from: Sandy Buttcheeks on October 16, 2015, 12:33:19 PM
I wouldn't know where to look for the dust in the house.

Lifestyles of the rich and famous, looking for dust, not since "War of the Worlds" have I felt such envy as this; "...intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes...", one day when robots finally take over the mundane tasks of the world, and mankind is free to explore and expand his intellect...I want to look for dust too...
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Ornaments
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2015, 01:34:50 PM »
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.....
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Redundant

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Re: Ornaments
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2015, 02:16:44 PM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on October 16, 2015, 01:34:50 PM
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.....

Took me a moment, but it was worth it!  ;D ;D ;D
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Offline Mince

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Re: Ornaments
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2015, 02:39:17 PM »
Quote from: Sandy Buttcheeks on October 16, 2015, 12:33:19 PM
If it wasn't for ornaments, I wouldn't know where to look for the dust in the house.

Well, it would be in the place the ornament isn't. Or am I missing something . . . like the joke?
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Ornaments
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2015, 04:34:36 PM »
Quote from: Redundant on October 16, 2015, 12:54:53 PM
Quote from: Sandy Buttcheeks on October 16, 2015, 12:33:19 PM
I wouldn't know where to look for the dust in the house.

Lifestyles of the rich and famous, looking for dust, ...I want to look for dust too...

Easy there, Obe Wan. This is not something for the untrained. Rubbing ones white gloved fingers along an exposed door jamb, may be fraught with peril. "Wipe carefully, but wipe awa'", as my old mother used to say.

We Buttcheeks always wipe carefully.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Ornaments
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2015, 05:08:41 PM »
Sandy clearly is on a mission to bring down the tone of every topic.  ;D
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Ornaments
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2015, 05:26:40 PM »
I'm going to change. I promise. Right now.
























There, all done. I'm mature now.
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Redundant

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Re: Ornaments
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2015, 06:32:02 PM »
Quote from: Sandy Buttcheeks on October 16, 2015, 05:26:40 PM

There, all done. I'm mature now.

Like that's gonna last...
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