The Beau Peep Film

[Mince]

So who would you cast as each of the characters?

[Redundant]

This was really difficult, I had no idea until I let my mind wander a little into the darkside, and then eureka!

Mel Gibson as the Nomad - he's the right height and I'd enjoy watching him get punched, falling off walls, drowning and getting robbed

Ewan McGregor as Hamish - I like him [McGregor] and they both have the same smile

Gerard Depardieu as Egon - self explanatory

Jean Remo as Sergeant Bidet - great facial expressions

Benedict Cumberbatch as Beau - Tall, handsome and yet well worth punching

That'll do for me, wouldn't want to hog the limelight...

[Mince]

Remo as Bidet is interesting. I enjoyed him in Leon. I do get the impression that you're seeing this film more as an opportunity to have your least favourite stars punched.

[Redundant]

Remo as Bidet is interesting. I enjoyed him in Leon. I do get the impression that you're seeing this film more as an opportunity to have your least favourite stars punched.

And fall off walls, drown and get robbed...but yes, in hindsight you may have hit the nail on the head, now go and hit Mel Gibson with it

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Nomad...Tony Robinson
Dennis...Hugh Laurie
Honest Abdul...Sanjeev Kohli
Beau...Michael Palin
Mad Pierre...Gary Bussey
Sopwith...Janet Street Porter

Can't think no more...brain shutting down...but I'll return to this one.

Good taste stopped me naming someone to play Dennis's bike !!

[Redundant]

Good taste stopped me naming someone to play Dennis's bike !!

And whose good taste was it?