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Offline Mince

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Phil Collins
« on: November 05, 2015, 09:02:22 AM »
According to the Express:

Another user, Damian Mcgivern, amkes teh valid point that it is a matter of stopping one man now, in order to prevent an avalanche of odl acts returning in the future.

I wonder why they don't just s*&t on the photocopier and publish that.

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Re: Phil Collins
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2015, 07:03:31 PM »
I like the sound of an odl act, someone who yodels underwater perhaps?   As for the Express, they, like most of their peers, suffer from what I call the Eric Morecambe syndrome, they are using all the right letters, just not necessarily in the right order...

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Re: Phil Collins
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2015, 07:09:41 PM »
According to the Express:

Another user, Damian Mcgivern, amkes teh valid point that it is a matter of stopping one man now, in order to prevent an avalanche of odl acts returning in the future.

I wonder why they don't just s*&t on the photocopier and publish that.

During my short stint in journalism - my editor used to make me look like that.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Phil Collins
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2015, 07:31:00 PM »
Phil Collins' brother is a cartoonist.

We don't get on...long story.
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Phil Collins
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2015, 08:18:53 PM »
I've met Clive Collins, too, in the old Cartoonist pub just off Fleet Street. We shared a few beers, had a good time and he invited me to join him and his friends as they headed off to a jazz club somewhere in the West End. I declined but he seemed a pleasant chap.
Okay, what did you say to him, Tarks?

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Phil Collins
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2015, 09:20:50 PM »
Next time we're enjoying a cuppa, I'll bore you with the whole sorry story, Roger. But it's a little too boring to go into here, I think.

He is though, as you say, great company in normal circumstances, and an excellent cartoonist.
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Phil Collins
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2015, 07:52:53 PM »
I hope the story ends with "I punched Phil Collins' brother"!

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Re: Phil Collins
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2015, 08:07:20 PM »
Phil Collins has announced he is 'no longer in retirement'.  >:(

There is far too much suffering in the world as it is.

He must be stopped.  ;D

Please sign the petition!
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« Last Edit: November 08, 2015, 01:22:18 AM by Rob Baker »