Author Topic: Return of the Christmas competition.  (Read 25842 times)

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Return of the Christmas competition.
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2015, 10:22:58 PM »
You flatter me.

Offline Mince

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Re: Return of the Christmas competition.
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2015, 10:38:35 PM »
Only in an ironic, not-in-the-slightest sort of way.

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Return of the Christmas competition.
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2015, 11:11:35 PM »
Aw shucks...now you're embarrassing me !

Offline Mince

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Re: Return of the Christmas competition.
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2015, 10:52:55 AM »
I'm actually surprised you have not yet found toilet-humour rhymes for Granny, Kitty and Horace.

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Return of the Christmas competition.
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2015, 11:45:53 PM »
You're trying to get me banned from the competition, aren't you?

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Re: Return of the Christmas competition.
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2015, 11:50:39 PM »
Why would I bother? I don't even think you have the skill to enter the competition.

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Return of the Christmas competition.
« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2015, 12:15:02 AM »
Hah !

I've entered better things than this, with little or no skill. Ask anyone.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Return of the Christmas competition.
« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2015, 06:42:55 AM »
I would like to enter the Christmas poem competition - but my mind is empty of words that could be put together to rhyme. I am like a can of Alpha-ghetti with only sauce.

People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: Return of the Christmas competition.
« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2015, 12:18:30 PM »
It looks like I'm going to win.  :)

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Return of the Christmas competition.
« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2015, 08:29:27 PM »
Belay that dance,
You have no chance
You're south of the border
And well out of order

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Return of the Christmas competition.
« Reply #25 on: November 18, 2015, 09:04:08 PM »
I enjoyed writing Horace.
I'm told it was funny.
I miss being involved.
But mostly the money.

Please PM me for bank sort code and account number.
Roger Kettle.

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Return of the Christmas competition.
« Reply #26 on: November 18, 2015, 10:30:19 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

Offline Mince

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Re: Return of the Christmas competition.
« Reply #27 on: November 19, 2015, 11:09:31 AM »
On the day Horace ended,
To deal with that setback,
It would have been splendid
If he'd flown away with a jetpack.

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Re: Return of the Christmas competition.
« Reply #28 on: November 19, 2015, 11:16:24 AM »
Or how about Horace
At the flicks with Kitty
His arm round her shoulders
And his hand on her . . .



Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Return of the Christmas competition.
« Reply #29 on: November 19, 2015, 12:43:33 PM »
The loss of our Horace, a source of great bilk,
Saw the end of an era for him and his ilk.
As he rode t'wards the sunset
To the strings of a quintet,
Got off of his horse, and drank his milk...

I apologise, in advance.