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Offline Diane CBPFC

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If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your trousers?
« on: December 01, 2015, 09:01:53 PM »
« Last Edit: December 02, 2015, 01:52:53 AM by Diane CBPFC »
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Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your pants?
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2015, 09:21:49 PM »
One hundred and seven.
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Offline Mince

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Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your pants?
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2015, 09:26:38 PM »
Diane, before questioning the validity of Roger's chillingly exact reply that is not only over 100 but rounded to the nearest one, please look up what "pants" means in the UK.
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Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your pants?
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2015, 11:10:28 PM »
Since they were terrapins, does that mean the 10 between his legs were terrapenis?

Just asking...
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Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your pants?
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2015, 11:15:51 PM »
Is that like Gerry Anderson's Terrahawks?
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your pants?
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2015, 12:05:38 AM »
Fashion briefs or loose fit boxers?
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your pants?
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2015, 01:53:50 AM »
Quote from: Mince on December 01, 2015, 09:26:38 PM
Diane, before questioning the validity of Roger's chillingly exact reply that is not only over 100 but rounded to the nearest one, please look up what "pants" means in the UK.

Thank you - that could have been embarrassing! Changed the question.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your trousers?
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2015, 01:58:41 AM »
For clarity I should also state "assuming that you weren't going to sit down"
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your trousers?
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2015, 12:53:23 PM »
I'm struggling to find enough terrapins. Will hamsters do?
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Offline Mince

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Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your trousers?
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2015, 12:56:00 PM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 02, 2015, 12:53:23 PM
I'm struggling to find enough terrapins. Will hamsters do?

Have they recovered from last time?
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your trousers?
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2015, 03:00:31 PM »
Recovered? They've multiplied!
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Offline Mince

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Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your trousers?
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2015, 03:30:52 PM »
Well, if they were multiplying, I bet they only had to use really small numbers.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: If you HAD to, how many turtles could you hide in your trousers?
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2015, 03:54:52 AM »
 :)
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