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Offline Mince

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Headline Harry
« on: December 03, 2015, 10:01:59 AM »
Is he real and does he report back to Roger with all the stupid things Beau Peep and Dennis do?
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Headline Harry
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2015, 12:42:45 PM »
Of course he is. He stays in a flat with Santa Claus, the Yeti and Rumplestiltskin.

Jeez...
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Offline Mince

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Re: Headline Harry
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2015, 01:20:17 PM »
Quote from: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 04, 2015, 12:42:45 PM
Of course he is. He stays in a flat with Santa Claus, the Yeti and Rumplestiltskin.

You must think I'm stupid. There's no way the four of them would get on in one flat.
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Headline Harry
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2015, 11:07:14 AM »
Quote from: Mince on December 04, 2015, 01:20:17 PM
Quote from: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 04, 2015, 12:42:45 PM
Of course he is. He stays in a flat with Santa Claus, the Yeti and Rumplestiltskin.

You must think I'm stupid. There's no way the four of them would get on in one flat.

Yes.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Headline Harry
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2015, 11:13:48 AM »
 ;D
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Offline Mince

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Re: Headline Harry
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2015, 11:32:46 AM »
Sandy, Tarquin is grinning because even though he's not stupid enough to miss the fact that you're too stupid to know for sure, he's sure that although your stupidity might be sufficient to mistake my intelligence for stupidity, his stupidity doesn't extend to the likelihood of considering that you might in your stupidity be right.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Headline Harry
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2015, 11:38:51 AM »
Stupid is as stupid does.
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Headline Harry
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2015, 05:30:01 PM »
 ;D
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Headline Harry
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2015, 05:33:11 PM »
Quote from: Mince on December 05, 2015, 11:32:46 AM
Sandy, Tarquin is grinning because even though he's not stupid enough to miss the fact that you're too stupid to know for sure, he's sure that although your stupidity might be sufficient to mistake my intelligence for stupidity, his stupidity doesn't extend to the likelihood of considering that you might in your stupidity be right.

For a moment, I thought this was another of your crap poems.

Then I realised it had better structure and rhyme...

 ;D
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Offline Mince

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Re: Headline Harry
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2015, 07:15:43 PM »
Take some rat droppings,
And from Sandy, one idea,
Mix them together,
And voila! Poetic diarrhoea.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Headline Harry
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2015, 07:35:26 PM »
Be honest---you had to look up how to spell "diarrhoea", didn't you?
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Offline Mince

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Re: Headline Harry
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2015, 07:36:45 PM »
I was an English tutor: I used to set spelling tests, and I picked hard words.












But basically, yes.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Headline Harry
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2015, 09:08:48 AM »
Well dun.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Headline Harry
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2015, 11:12:10 AM »
I am Dunnacus!

That's actually a joke that will be understood only by an elite group of specially selected, highly secretive, hand-picked morons.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Headline Harry
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2015, 12:33:44 PM »
That'll be me then. Ho ho ho.  :\
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