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[Mince]

Is he real and does he report back to Roger with all the stupid things Beau Peep and Dennis do?

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Of course he is. He stays in a flat with Santa Claus, the Yeti and Rumplestiltskin.

Jeez...

[Mince]

Of course he is. He stays in a flat with Santa Claus, the Yeti and Rumplestiltskin.

You must think I'm stupid. There's no way the four of them would get on in one flat.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Of course he is. He stays in a flat with Santa Claus, the Yeti and Rumplestiltskin.

You must think I'm stupid. There's no way the four of them would get on in one flat.

Yes.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

 

[Mince]

Sandy, Tarquin is grinning because even though he's not stupid enough to miss the fact that you're too stupid to know for sure, he's sure that although your stupidity might be sufficient to mistake my intelligence for stupidity, his stupidity doesn't extend to the likelihood of considering that you might in your stupidity be right.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Stupid is as stupid does.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

 

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Sandy, Tarquin is grinning because even though he's not stupid enough to miss the fact that you're too stupid to know for sure, he's sure that although your stupidity might be sufficient to mistake my intelligence for stupidity, his stupidity doesn't extend to the likelihood of considering that you might in your stupidity be right.

For a moment, I thought this was another of your crap poems.

Then I realised it had better structure and rhyme...

 

[Mince]

Take some rat droppings,
And from Sandy, one idea,
Mix them together,
And voila! Poetic diarrhoea.

[Roger Kettle]

Be honest---you had to look up how to spell "diarrhoea", didn't you?

[Mince]

I was an English tutor: I used to set spelling tests, and I picked hard words.












But basically, yes.

[Roger Kettle]

Well dun.

[Mince]

I am Dunnacus!

That's actually a joke that will be understood only by an elite group of specially selected, highly secretive, hand-picked morons.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

That'll be me then. Ho ho ho.