New Year Scam

[Mince]

Apparently there are reports of Beau Peep fans in Scotland being caught out at the front door by a camel posing as Sopwith and asking for Christmas donations for homeless nomads. This is clearly a scam (Christmas being over) and the best advice is to just shoo the camel away.

[Roger Kettle]

I wish you'd told me this yesterday.

[Mince]

There's some good news. The police arrested a camel in the Spittal of Glenshee, but since it looks nothing like Sopwith, they let it go.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

I have an update.

Police believe wee Jimmy Krankie may be involved !

[Redundant]

Police believe wee Jimmy Krankie may be involved !

That explains the lumps in his shirt, I always wondered.

[Mince]

There's another update: apparently, it's not a camel; it's a moose.

[Redundant]

There's another update: apparently, it's not a camel; it's a moose.

I think you'll find that's a Scottish mouse, and it couldn't have been a mouse, they can't reach the doorbell.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

There's another update: apparently, it's not a camel; it's a moose.

Is it loose?

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

There's another update: apparently, it's not a camel; it's a moose.

Is it loose?

Aboot this hoose ??

[Mince]

Now you're being obtuse.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Woose