Last Day on Earth

[Mince]

So it's the last day on Earth for everyone. What would you do? What have you always wanted to do that you would only consider doing on the last day on Earth?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

It is? ****! Got things to do... 

[Diane CBPFC]

Much like choosing a movie on Netflix, I would spend so much time deciding that there wouldn't be any time remaining to do anything.

[Roger Kettle]

So it's the last day on Earth for everyone. What would you do? What have you always wanted to do that you would only consider doing on the last day on Earth?

I'd ask you how your life-extending diet was going. 

[Mince]

I'd ask you how your life-extending diet was going. 

I tried hard when creating this topic to think of something I would want to do, and I felt a little guilty that all I could come up with was to kick Roger up the arse. I feel strangely less guilty now.

[Mince]

Much like choosing a movie on Netflix, I would spend so much time deciding that there wouldn't be any time remaining to do anything.

Ah, but you'd enjoy the deciding. It's like shopping: it's built into the female genes. I wonder whether committee meetings are the inventions of females.

[Redundant]

So it's the last day on Earth for everyone.

Dammit, I only read the first sentence, now I'll have to let Jane Fonda out of the cellar...

[Diane CBPFC]

Much like choosing a movie on Netflix, I would spend so much time deciding that there wouldn't be any time remaining to do anything.

Ah, but you'd enjoy the deciding. It's like shopping: it's built into the female genes. I wonder whether committee meetings are the inventions of females.

The females of the CBPFC held a committee meeting and decided that you should be told off, but then we thought we would go shopping and have cream buns instead. 

[Mince]

So after an entire committee meeting, not only did you fail to achieve anything, but you decided to forage for unhealthy food. You really are your own worst enemy. 

[Diane CBPFC]

So after an entire committee meeting, not only did you fail to achieve anything, but you decided to forage for unhealthy food. You really are your own worst enemy. 

After an emergency call of the CBPFC we decided to buy more cream buns and stick them up Mince's bum.  It should be noted that I voted against this rude outcome but was vastly outnumbered.

[Mince]

After an emergency call of the CBPFC we decided to buy more cream buns and stick them up Mince's bum.  It should be noted that I voted against this rude outcome but was vastly outnumbered.

Sophistry. I can see the rationale behind this, the hidden decision:

1. buy more cream buns to stick up Mince's arse;

2. 'discover' that Mince is beyond arm's reach;

3. eat buns so that they do not go to waste.

[Diane CBPFC]

After an emergency call of the CBPFC we decided to buy more cream buns and stick them up Mince's bum.  It should be noted that I voted against this rude outcome but was vastly outnumbered.

Sophistry. I can see the rationale behind this, the hidden decision:

1. buy more cream buns to stick up Mince's arse;

2. 'discover' that Mince is beyond arm's reach;

3. eat buns so that they do not go to waste.

Sometimes the thought is enough.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Well, you may have enjoyed the thought, Diane, but I was having my lunch! 

[Redundant]

After an emergency call of the CBPFC we decided to buy more cream buns and stick them up Mince's bum.  It should be noted that I voted against this rude outcome but was vastly outnumbered.

On a positive note, the risk of brain damage to Mince was reduced...now he just has to avoid sitting down too often, or too quickly.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

On his buns.