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dumenelion

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hello
« on: August 30, 2007, 03:21:39 PM »
Just in for a wee read, my boyfriend ( Ah'm a burd ) loves beau peep. I've read a couple of posts and I was quite impressed that y'all ( american accent ) worked at D.C.Thompson, isn't it natural that all good things come from the same stable, us being brought up on oor wullie, the Broons etc. Must be our ingrained sense of humour. Great score last night!!!!
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Colin

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Re: hello
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2007, 03:31:55 PM »
Your a burd and you like football, now we're talking  ;D

mon the hoops

p.s. Roger supports Dundee United, so he doesn't know much about football.
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Offline Mince

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Re: hello
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2007, 03:38:02 PM »
Welcome to the board.

To be initiated into the Darstardly Devilish Deep Dung Depositing Division, you have to insult Tarquin Thunderthighs III within the next seven days.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: hello
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2007, 04:03:14 PM »
Hello Dumenelion,

I may be a burd too if there is no age limit on the term.  ;D

Do you read Beau Peep too?



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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: hello
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2007, 05:36:49 PM »
Quote from: Mince on August 30, 2007, 03:38:02 PM
Welcome to the board.

To be initiated into the Darstardly Devilish Deep Dung Depositing Division, you have to insult Tarquin Thunderthighs III within the next seven days.


Seven days? The entrance criteria needs tightening up again. It used to be seven hours.

Welcome indeed, Ms Burd!
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Offline Mince

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Re: hello
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2007, 05:50:05 PM »
Given the number of one-post wonders this board seems to attract (see members), I thought seven days was rather optimistic.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2007, 05:57:13 PM »
Hi Burd. Good to see you here. I run the shop. Enjoy your stay.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: hello
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2007, 06:38:45 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on August 30, 2007, 05:57:13 PM
Hi Burd. Good to see you here. I run the shop. Enjoy your stay.


[David Attenborough]...And thus, the rutting stag establishes his credentials...[/David Attenborough]
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: hello
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2007, 07:45:59 PM »
I laughed, Tarks, I laughed!
Welcome, Dumenelion---I'm sure there's an impressive anagram in that name somewhere.
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Tom

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Re: hello
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2007, 08:04:10 PM »
Hi Dumenelion (might just call you D for short), and welcome to the forum from me too.

I didn't work for D.C.Thompson, but somehow managed to get involved in this fantastically surreal world between worlds and place beyond time.

You want to watch them in the DDDDDD, D, the membership is so secret not even the members know the other members. Somehow we, er they, always know the secret handshake.

Have fun!!!

 ;D
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Offline Mince

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Re: hello
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2007, 08:08:38 PM »
Quote from: Tom on August 30, 2007, 08:04:10 PM
You want to watch them in the DDDDDD, D, . . .

That made me laugh!  :D
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Diamond Lil

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Re: hello
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2007, 07:30:16 AM »
and good morning from me too...so glad to see another girl got a few moments away from the day's chores to post here...enjoy!
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Fyodor

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Re: hello
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2007, 07:04:14 PM »
Burd? Girl? Is that the same as a woman? I know what a woman is. I knew one once, didn't I Roger Roger?
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dumenelion

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Re: hello
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2007, 09:07:51 PM »
Oh his name was Tarquin Thunderthighs
He called himself the Third
Because his real name was an alibi
In this theatre of Absurd.

He scoured along the desert
His camel was humped and spurred
He only spoke in white balloons
And the occasional curse word.

He did not reveal his middle name
When he said 'Hello' to the new burd
But Roger Kettle emailed her
And told her it was Turd....

(A big boy wrote this and then he ran away)
ok more than seven hours but I DO HAVE WORK TO GET TO
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Offline Mince

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Re: hello
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2007, 09:10:19 PM »
Ooh, you can be my friend.

Besides insulting Tarquin, the other thing we do on this board is play sneaky tricks on Roger, but I think lately it's just become too easy, so I think we might have to find something else to do.
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