hello

[peter]

I'm feeling guilty again.

[...]

It is nice to see a young man with a conscience. 

You have to be kidding your talking about Mince

[dumenelion]

Maybe I'm not talking about Mince... maybe I'm just talking mince ( small m )

[Mince]

Thank you very much Tarquin, I'm glad you are not a Tarqwhine ...and you are now my best friend

You can't be both my friend and his. You'll have to choose.

If you choose me, you get a year's supply of IKEA pencils, a hat, a badge, and unlimited Notice Board technical support.

[dumenelion]

What kind of hat ?

[Mince]

It's a party hat with the words Mince's Friend written on it in permanent ink. There's a choice of colours.

[peter]

It's a party hat with the words Mince's Friend written on it in permanent ink. There's a choice of colours.

So long as its black
he got it out of a cracker last chistmas

[The Peepmaster]

It's a party hat with the words Mince's Friend written on it in permanent ink. There's a choice of colours.

So long as its black
he got it out of a cracker last chistmas

A black party hat? What kind of Crackers were they? Christmas funeral ones?

[peter]

He got it from his brother paul bearing this in mind it has to be black

[The Peepmaster]

He got it from his brother paul bearing this in mind it has to be black

Would you care to explode?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Thank you very much Tarquin, I'm glad you are not a Tarqwhine ...and you are now my best friend

You can't be both my friend and his. You'll have to choose.

If you choose me, you get a year's supply of IKEA pencils, a hat, a badge, and unlimited Notice Board technical support.

I don't make grandiose promises, nor indulge in (very) cheap bribery. Suffice to say that should you choose me, you won't hate yourself in the morning.

[Mince]

Suffice to say that should you choose me, you won't hate yourself in the morning.

That's a bit vague, isn't it? What if the person in question already doesn't hate themselves in the morning?

[peter]

He got it from his brother paul bearing this in mind it has to be black

Would you care to explode?

Do I have to explain to the young.

pall (pronouced paul) a cloth that cover a coffin
Bearer one who carries.
Pall-bearer one who holds up the corners of the pall at a funeral
A play on words that went down like a coffin

[Mince]

It's like a cryptic crossword.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Suffice to say that should you choose me, you won't hate yourself in the morning.

That's a bit vague, isn't it? What if the person in question already doesn't hate themselves in the morning?

Is it hereditary?

[peter]

You poor young things.
Confused by a old man who cannot spell.