Back in '99, I had a family holiday in Boston with my wife, kids and sister. We had a wonderful time, despite record-breaking temperatures of over 100 degrees Fahrenheit all week. On one of our days there, we went on a whale-watching trip which I remember with mixed emotions. After setting off from Boston harbour in the baking heat, it took our boat around two hours to get to the perfect viewing area. It was spectacular. Humpback whales surfaced and dived within yards of us for the entire hour we were there. Seeing a huge whale at close range is awe-inspiring. It is a truly magnificent creature and I will never forget that day as long as I live. Having said that, I'm rather ashamed to quote our commentary which went along the lines of....
"OH, LOOK! A WHALE!"
"OH, LOOK! ANOTHER WHALE!"
"OH, LOOK! ANOTHER ONE!"
"Oh, there's one."
"There's one."
".....and there."
"...there's one over there."
"Can I have an ice cream?"
I blame a long, blisteringly hot day and a surfeit of whales for our eventual indifference. It is still a very special memory.
By the way, the mention of "Banff" reminded me of a sixties TV show called "F Troop". This was a spoof U.S. Cavalry comedy which I loved. In one episode, they were talking about Banff and kept pronouncing it with two "F"s. Sort of "Ban-fuh-fuh". I thought it was funny.
This was 50 years ago. Maybe I dreamt it. I'm old.