Another Hello

[Mince]

It seems that Peter is the real gentleman around here.

Ah, great! I've got tea everywhere. What a waste.

[peter]

Mince, I'm not sure if your comment is a compliment or not.

Thanks to all for the welcomes. Thanks for heads-up, Diane. I certainly will take everything you said into consideration before aligning myself with anyone. It seems that Peter is the real gentleman around here.

Now we are on a roll.
Well said Calypso.
If we stand proud and together nothing can hurt us.

[peter]

It seems that Peter is the real gentleman around here.

Ah, great! I've got tea everywhere. What a waste.

Gets his old ma up off her sick bed to make him a cup of tea and then waste it..
you can see what he's like..

[Roger Kettle]

Mince, I really worry when you start talking to yourself.
Diane, it's funny you mention Christmas---I started writing the Beau build-up today. Dennis wants a solid gold statue of a pig this year.

[Mince]

Hey, Roger. Guess what the title of this topic is!

[Calypso]

Ah, great! I've got tea everywhere. What a waste.

Mince, think nothing of it. I merely thought you were dismayed to have spilled your tea all over yourself in the excitement that the board had a new member.

[peter]

Ah, great! I've got tea everywhere. What a waste.

Mince, think nothing of it. I merely thought you were dismayed to have spilled your tea all over yourself in the excitement that the board had a new member.

You will do just great on here make yourself at home.

[The Peepmaster]

On the love of that porkish old tart then.

I do hope A Woman doesn't get to read this! 

[Calypso]

Let's see: I just joined this board and so far I've managed to insult a man I've never met and potentially alienate a nameless woman over a man's interest in a particular pork tart. I've also caused a person who is possibly named for a nonsensical, prancing Christmas pie to spill his tea. I wonder how much other destruction I can cause on here.

[Mince]

After Tarquin, it's Roger. Just insult Dundee United: that's easy.

[The Peepmaster]

Let's see: I just joined this board and so far I've managed to insult a man I've never met and potentially alienate a nameless woman over a man's interest in a particular pork tart. I've also caused a person who is possibly named for a nonsensical, prancing Christmas pie to spill his tea. I wonder how much other destruction I can cause on here.

Just don't rush things. There's plenty of time to upset everyone eventually. We did Roger last week. I think Tarkwin's probably had his fill by now too. Maybe we should all turn to Mince.

[Mince]

Or Peepmaster.

[The Peepmaster]

Or Peepmaster.

Here we go... Er.. a few reminders: In charge; Runs the shop; James the Twenty Ninth... Remind you of anybody? 

[Mince]

Forget Peepmaster. There's no fun or honour in picking on the insane.

[The Peepmaster]

Forget Peepmaster. There's no fun or honour in picking on the insane.

Let's start a gentle thread that the women can join in with. Any ideas for subject matter?

Here's one: "Knitting bobble-hats for lumberjacks".